- Jerry: "You're really goin' to town with that turkey there ..."
- Kramer: "Oh yeah ... I got a *big* appetite!" <tries it, spits it out> "Ohhh ... no ... that's bush-league ..."
- Jerry: "Hey hey! Whatta ya, just gonna leave it, that's like half a pound of turkey!"
- Kramer: "I can't eat that without dijon ..."
- Jerry: "Yeah, I really should keep more of your favorites on-hand."
- Kramer: "Whoa, whoa ... I'm gettin' a vibe. What, are you unhappy with our arrangement?"
- Jerry: "What arrangement?"
- Kramer: "Well, I was under the impression that I could take whatever I wanted from your fridge, and you could take whatever you wanted from mine."
- Jerry: "Yeah, well lemmie know when you get somethin' in there and I will."