We hear you, and we will obey

Allow me to send my apologies for the sudden change in quality. We will make every effort to get things back on track as soon as possible. Thank you for watching.

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld wrote:

Well thanks for noticing us! We spend all our time analizing and pondering your show, the least you could do is awknowledge we exsist. Thanks!

Justin Tribble

possible.

If that were really Jerry Seinfeld, he'd know he wouldn't have to apologize for two hysterical episodes. Nice try.

-Simonfeld d:)

Hysterical??? Are you sure you weren't tuned to "Drew Carey" instead? Aside from the "M&M" line, there hasn't been even one remotely funny line or scene this season.

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Definately no mistake there.

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I beg to differ...

"My neck feels like a giant monkey-fist"

"I don't want to see you here, here, or here"

"That was a hell of a thing when Spock died....."

"'Please hold for Elaine Benes' 'Oh, I don't *believe* this'"

One word: katra.

Another word: "KHAN!!!!!"

"BTW, dad, I'm not getting married, tell Mom, bye."

    "Pam....pam....PAM!"

Newman's junk mail frenzy

    "(I can't remember exactly how it went, but George's speech to the
     foundation's board of directors about his tape recorder and their
     response was great)"

"Elaine, you've gotta have a Bay-bee"

How about when Kramer became champion of his kar-a-tay class?

Or when the kids got revenge afterward?

-Simonfeld d:)

I rest my case!! Thanks for proving my point that there hasn't been one funny line or scene (with the possible exception of the M&M scene). All of the above were totally lame and unfunny. (Especially that whole Kramer/karate crap). What a waste of network airtime...

Gary

If that were really Jerry Seinfeld, he'd know he wouldn't have

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You sure? (: I think everyone on this newsgroup seemed to be in general agreement that these were a few of the best bits.

Perosnally, I loved that scene where Kramer was "dominating" his dojo. Catch the rerun - you might like it.

-Simonfeld d:]

Obviously not a TRUE Seinfeld fan, one that can find the humour in even the poorest of episodes. . .

[email](Simon Russell) writes:

"Robbin or Gary" writes:

    Aside from the "M&M" line, there hasn't been even one remotely funny line
    or scene this season.

I beg to differ...

"'Please hold for Elaine Benes' 'Oh, I don't *believe* this'"

"BTW, dad, I'm not getting married, tell Mom, bye."

How about when Kramer became champion of his kar-a-tay class?

Out of your entire list, I only found these 3 funny. And that's pretty sad considering that there are plenty of Seinfelds in which you could get that many laughs in less than 1 minute.

Oh please, they were the two worst shows ever!

Jeanette

...Is this really you....?? Prove yourself! :)

-Jen

:
	If this is Jerry Seinfeld then my name is Mulva.
	From what I know about the real Jerry he's not the apologizing type.
	-Matt

Mindcrimer wrote:

I understand that it's easy to forge the headers.   I don't know how
to do it personally, but I have received mail from false addresses.
So, just because it says nbc.com doesn't make it official.  I assume
that the original post was not from the real Jerry Seinfeld.   What's
the consensus?
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"Because it's there."    George Costanza

On 1 Oct 1996, Jerry Seinfeld wrote:

I'd love to think that it's really you I'm writing to Jerry. Not entirely sure, but am willing to take my chances. In any case, just want to give you a vote of confidence, and let you know that there is someone out there who continues to tune in weekly, and has not been disappointed with the new season thus far. I've heard and read criticisms that last seasons finale was too dark, and to those I say- go watch Suddenly Susan. I don't mind the lack of the stand up routine at prior to the credits, but do fear that Elaine's haircut is for real. Guess we'll find out tonight! Keep up the good work!

Mike>