"Mmm. That Hennigan goes down smooth. And afterwards, you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't smell. Imagine...you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's. No smell, no tell...scotch."
"Say you've got a big job interview and you're a little nervous. Well, throw back a couple of shots of Hennigan's and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time! And because it's odorless, why...it'll be our little secret. (sings) H-E, double N-I..."