Would someone be so kind as to post Jerry's monologue (which I also saw him do on the Tonight Show a few weeks back) about night guy and morning guy? I don't have either show on tape and it doesn't seem to be in Seinlanguage. You can just e-mail it to me directly if you want, although perhaps others might enjoy it...
Scott
In article [email] (Scott E Wagar) writes:
Does ANYONE here feel cheated by the fact that the monolog that Jerry did on the last 2 shows was revealed on the tonight show prior to the airing of the Seinfeld episodes? I mean, the shows are filmed months in advance... surely that's enough time for Jerry to come up with new material to talk about on talk shows, right?
Check out the posting by [email] called Capsule:The Glasses. It was posted a short while ago and is still there. It contains Jerry's opening and closing monologues, which includes the one about Night Guy and Morning Guy, along with a capsule of the rest of the show. If you can't find the posting, e-mail Raymond at the address above and I'm sure he will provide a copy for ya.
_______________ --THIS WEEK ON SEINFELD--
|(| / |) | * "Here's to feelin' good all the *
|____|===|______|<--Is this a great picture of me or what??
Here you go...
Bob
% Opening monologue.
Jerry: I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night because I'm Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late.
What about getting up after five hours' sleep?
Oh, that's Morning Guy's problem. ``That's not *my* problem. I'm Night Guy.
I stay up as late as I want.'' So you get up in the morning, the alarm, you're
exhausted, you're groggy, oh you hate that Night Guy! You see, Night Guy always screws Morning Guy.
There's nothing Morning Guy can do. The only thing Morning Guy can do is try and oversleep
often enough so that Day Guy loses his job,
and Night Guy has no money to go out any more.