George Costanza - A Short Treatise

Oct 18, 2001, 2:31 AM ET10 posts by 8 posters
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Peter G Dellys

Why does George make us smile and cringe? George represents the dumb-ass part of virtually all of us. George's life is full of the faux pas' and gaffes that we all make now and again. At that crucial juncture between stimulus and response, where most of us would pause and consider the consequences, George just barges in.

Paradoxically, George has more balls than most ....who would have the nerve to fake a disability to get a job? OK...even if it *did* have a private bathroom ;> ? George allows us to live vicariously....most people at some point in their lives would have liked to have resigned and abused their boss in no uncertain terms. Who would then have the gall to turn up at the workplace and act as though nothing has happened? Maybe slip him a mickey at a social function too? George actually does it, and armed with shamelessness and a complete lack of dignity, he almost gets away with it. But one of many, many instances....

Sure..we all laugh and cringe at George....but I think a lot of the laughter comes from our recognition that all of us have a little piece of George in us and when we see it, it's both funny and uncomfortable.

Just my 2c worth :)

Peter

"For I am Costanza...King of the Idiots!"

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SophiePeter G Dellys

Good points, Peter. When it comes to living vicariously, I like George's laziness and dishonesty; oh! to take a nap under my desk in the middle of the day! to tell my date I'm a marine biologist or an architect!

Sophie

Tod FriendlySophie

"Sophie" wrote in message news:[email]...

I did actually do this a few years ago when I had a desk facing the wall so it was very hard to spot, on a couple of occasions when I'd been out late the night before. It's very uncomfortable though.

Tod Friendly "Who loves not wisely but too well, will look on Helen's face in Hell. But he whose love is thin and wise,
jaypiczSophie

On Thu, 18 Oct 2001 14:37:36 GMT, [email]. (Sophie) wrote:

Yes - we've considered building George Beds at work. A thermarest camping pad and some black construction paper hung off the cubicle desk would work just fine.

DavePeter G Dellys

Wasn't it Lord of the Idiots?

Dave (other than that, nice post.)

unknownDave

JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot is. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. (Points to himself) This is an idiot.

GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for ever sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!

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Peter G Dellysunknown

"The News Guy(Mike)" wrote in message news:[email]...

I kneel at the altar of your knowledge, oh wise one :)

OTOH...I couldn't be bothered to find the ep. So few of my tapes are labelled......

Peter

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Nick FahrerPeter G Dellys

What was the classic prelude to this statement...something like:

"I gave up a lifetime of guilt free sex and floor tickets to the Knicks..."

thanks

Nick Sydney

Gareth OwenNick Fahrer

"Nick Fahrer" writes:

Every sporting event at Madison Square Garden..

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DaveGareth Owen

Right. If it was just the Knicks, who would care?

Dave (*hates* the Knicks.)