I found this article on the AP wire service
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Jerry Seinfeld has declared that he is willing to return for one year to do the show Seinfeld if NBC is willing to give him $10 million dollars an episode. NBC has accepted the deal calling it "a bargain". Warren Littenfield said with a big smile at a news conference yesterday, "With a talent like Jerry Seinfeld, no price is too high."
Jerry Seinfeld has also declared that he is engaged to the young 16 year old actress Natalie Portman. Seinfeld said that he had met the young actress at the Academy Awards just this Monday and was so captivated by her charm and beauty that he asked for her hand in marriage on his knees and with a copy of Superman #1 in one hand. Seinfeld was seen yesterday at the play the Diary of Anne Frank (on which Ms. Portman is currently working) making out with Ms. Portman in the balconies.
Ms. Portman has stated that she will appear periodically on the new episodes of Seinfeld next year. Ms. Portman will appear as Elaine's long lost daughter whom Elaine gave up for adoption a long time ago. Seinfeld (the character) will fall in love with Elaine's daughter, and the ensuing brawl between Elaine and Jerry due to the fact that Jerry is in love with her 16 year old daughter will be a cause of much hijinks and laughter in the upcoming season.
There is also a rumor that Seinfeld has made it a precondition in the new contract with NBC that Seinfeld be allowed to married Ms. Portman in the nude (both of them would be nude) for the final episode of the new season of Seinfeld. NBC would neither deny nor confirm the rumor.
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