Elaine best line

I haven't seen this thread, so here goes..

"so we're walkin', and talkin', and he asked me my name, and I think I said Elaine, but I mean who the hell knows"

-Cygnus
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Okay, this may not have been as classic as some of the others, but I just love, when asked why she didn't like "The English Patient:"

"How about...it SUCKED!?"

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you mean it wasn't , "fake, fake, fake, fake"???????

When Jerry asked Elaine how she was so sure her mover-boyfriend agreed with her stand on abortion, she realized she always just assumed he did and said, "Cause he's so.....good looking" <worried frown>

That cracks me up every time.

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Her funniest line was from "The Burning": "David! I AM GOING TO HELL! The worst place in the world...with devils and those caves and the ragged clothing, and the Heat, MY GOD the heat!"

One of my favorite Elaine moments is when Jerry and Elaine are at a funeral, and everyone around is mourning and respectful, and Elaine so self-absorbedly says, "You know I hate my clothes...."

Steven wrote:

There is a recent Elaine line which ought to be recognized as one of the all-time best: when she says to the telephone installer, "I could have killed you and no one would have known."

The best part is that this has a topper, when the telphone guy says back to Elaine, "_I_ could have killed _you_ and no one would have known."

This is beautiful. It's this kind of aggressive, stinging banter, steeped in utter cynicism, which makes these characters so easy to identify with.

Damn, I am really going to miss this show.

Ferdinand Cesarano

Peter Crimi said this about that:

One of mine is in the episode where she's trying to go out with
the gay guy.
	Elaine(wistfully):  You wouldn't consider switching teams?
	Guy (indignantly):  But I'm the starting shortstop!
	Elaine:  But we need a starting shortstop *real bad*!

And then there's always the class from The Hamptons: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!

Susan B.

'We were makin' out like the plane was going down"

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Elaine, but I

I should know the ep title for this one (AAAAAAHHH!!) but it escapes me, it's the one with the mannequin.

"You think you can pose me any way you want? That's my ass in your window!"

=========================== I don't belong to any race Pledge allegience to a place No borderline in the sand I'd trace I'm just a sucker for a pretty face 'Dirty Water Dog,' Van Halen

That was "The pie"

-Cygnus
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My all-time favorite is, "You want a Christmas card?! Here's your Christmas card!"

Another favorite is, "That's because you're an idiot" (after George says he always thought she and Jerry should be together).

Maria

i really liked the line when elaine was a party and was annoyed at some woman for reasons i never knew, and she basically said," I guess the dingo must of ate your baby" in an austrailian/ outback accent.

Elaine: I am NOT buying a computer from you. George: There's porn. Elaine: Even so.

Maria Rost Rublee wrote in message ...

Elaine To George: "You want a Christmas card. Here's your Christmas card" as she shoves his face in her chest.