George's answering machine

Forgive me if this has been asked before...... I'm a new lurker. Can anyone tell me all of the lyrics (sung to the "Greatest American Hero" music) that George sang onto his answering machine when he was screening his calls to avoid that woman? It started with "believe it or not, George isn't at home". It ended with "where could I be, believe it or not I'm not home". I simply forgot the part in the middle, but it was hilarious! Thanks, Dave

I was wondering what episode it was, that George had that answering machine message where he was singing something like "Believe it or not, George isn't at home..."

Could someone tell me which episode number it was, and what it was called?

Also, if anyone actually knows the whole song, could you tell it to me??

I would greatly appreciate it. It's been in my head, but drives me crazy not knowing all the lyrics.

Thanks!

Mark

SLewald wrote:

"Believe it or not George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home."

Not sure of episode number or name, but you can download a .wav of the recording at:

http://www.asb.com/usr/jberry/seinfeld.htm

SLewald wrote:

I believe it was this episode (from Kevin's guide)

148  Feb 13, 97    The Susie
        Kramer breaks up with George;  Elaine becomes "Susie" at work,
        then has to snuff her out;  Jerry gets tough on a bookie