Telephone Use in Seinfeld

Feb 16, 199818 posts by 15 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
Question

Fans compile instances where telephones played significant roles in Seinfeld episodes, including crossed lines, answering machines, phone messages, and call-waiting scenes.

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The News Guy (Mike)alt.tv.seinfeld

There have been a few episodes where the telephone was a central or notable event in an epidode. I have listed afew that came to mind - without ep. titles.

Any more?

Ms. Chan - getting Jerry�s calls Two lines crossed - on Kramer�s cheap gift Chinese restaurant - George needing pay phone Phone message tape - George had to get out of girlfriend�s apartment Vandelay Industry, - George used Jerry�s phone number Movie line - Kramer�s service Telemarketer � I�ll call YOU at home George�s message � I�m not home�

"The News Guy (Mike)" writes:

also:

Elaine once left an X-rated messages on Jerry's answering machine.

-L.

**What about the one where Jerry is on his girlfriends Speed Dialer..... going up and down in priority as the relationship goes on?**

It Shrinks...??? Just Me, Lisa. [email] * * * * * * * "I'm not fat..I'm big boned! -Cartman-"SouthPark"

The Outing...a faulty telephone leads the NYU reporter to believe...once again...that G and J are gay

FuzzMom wrote in article ...

That was on a tape recorder that Jerry had in the back of the comedy club........

Boring is watching a baseball game when you could enjoy the end-to-end action of a hockey game.

"The News Guy (Mike)" wrote:

The split-screen call-waiting tricks in "The Chicken Roaster" and "The Miillenium"

Did she? The only one I remember is when Elaine left an erotic message on Jerry's pocket tape recorder when they were out at a club and Jerry was really eager to find out who had left the message.

There was also the episode when Kramer was deeply into calling a sex line and the woman he was talking to was the woman Jerry was seeing, who wouldn't pass Elaine some toilet paper from the adjacent stall (she didn't have a square to spare).

Correct. It was the recorder, not the phone.

There were a few more that come to mind. In "The Checks", George calls Jerry, hysterical, ranting about how Jerry has to wake up the Japanese guys and get them out of the dresser and dressed and get them downtown or they don't have a focus group to show the pilot to.

Then, after the 30 second rant, Jerry says, "Uncle Leo?" and George starts screaming and slamming the receiver against the phone booth. A very funny scene.

Howbout the time George called China to order the baldness cure, and Ping ends up talking with the guy at the baldness cure company (did they give the name of the company?).

Jerry: "Do you mind? Kind of an expensive call."

in "The Bizarro Jerry", George's opposite, Gene, found a phone that was giving free long distance and reported it to the phone company. (Not really a 'phone use', but it should count 'cause it made me laugh.)

There's way more. [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) (Remove XXXX to reply)

I think it's hilarious when Jerry gets some frantic call from whoever(usually George), waits for them to spill the dilemma then says "Who is this?" real suspicious like.

KP

In , "Kim Postel" writes:

Like in "The Checks" when George was frantic because the Japanese guys were stuck in the Farbman dresser and he needed them down at NBC (Nakamichi Broadcasting Co.) or he wouldn't have a focus group to show the pilot to, Jerry listened politely then said, "Uncle Leo??"

That's funny! [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) (Remove XXXX to reply)

What about when george was swearing at those guys from Texas, calling the sons a bitches and bastards and his boss thought he was under too much pressure.

The News Guy (Mike) wrote in message ...

Don't forget Davola's threat to put the "kibosh" on Jerry.

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The News Guy (Mike) wrote in article ...

I can't believe you left out George's "Vandelay Industries" dodge, using Jerry's phone to convince the unemployment office he might be hired as a latex salesman. The scene of George running out of the bathroom is, IMHO, the series' funniest moment...

Dixon "and you want to be my latex salesman!" Hayes