Classiest: The model he met in First Class who later caught him in "a pick".
Sexiest: Rachel, the jewish girl he made out with during Schindler'sList and who accompanied him on the beach weekend.
Best Rack: I suppose that would have to be Teri Hatcher ("they're real and they're spectacular"), but I seem to remember somebody better.
Ugliest: The gymnast from eastern Europe. Her face could stop a clock.