*****DAVID H'S WHOLLY BIBEL*****88******

*****DAVID H'S  WHOLLIE BIBEL*****88******

WELL LONG LONG AGO THE LITTLE BABY JESUS WAS ON HIS CHAT MACHINE FOR THE FURST TIME AND HE WAS [email] AND HE WAS A NICE WON AND HE WAS CROSS POSTING TOO SO IT MUST BE OK.

AND THEN WON DAY JESUS LOGS ON SUNDAY MORNING.... USER NAME C-H-R-I-S-T....PASSWORD....H-U-N-G-D-E-I-T-Y....PASSWORD AUTHENTICATED...HUM-DE-DUM-HUM-DE-DUM....WHAT THE???!! WHOSE PUTTING ALL THIS PORNO IN MY MAIL BOX??? HOW DOES SATAN DO ALL THAT?? THAT FUCKER MUST HAVE A CABLE MODEM AND HEAR I AM WITH A SILLIE 28.8.

AND WONCE THERE WAS THIS COAT OF MANY **COUNT THEM** MANY COLLORS THAT ALL THE DUDES WO"NTED TO WHERE AND THEY FOUGHT OVER IT AND WERE FUREOUS OVER THAT PRECIOUS COLOR COAT BUT TO ME IT SORTA SUCKED LIKE SOME THING DON CORNELIOUS WOULD WEAR ON SOUL TRANE OR MAY BE SOME FRUITIE THING ICELICKER MITE WEAR TO THE BALLET OR SOMETHING.

AND THEN WON DAY THE ALL MIGHTIE HAD A CONNIPTION AND SAID OK LOSERS IM GONNA FLOOD THE PLACE LIKE A GOPHER HOLE AND ONLY MY GOLDEN BOY NOAH WILL MAKE IT CAUSE HE RULES AND HE HAD THIS BIG BOAT AND PUT 2 COUNT THEM OF EVERY THING TWO ELEFANTS TWO GIRAFFES TWO SKANKS AND IT WAS LIKE A CARNIVAL CRUISE AND KATHIE LEE GIFORD WAS WONE OF THOSE SCANKS AND AINT WE GOT FUN. MAN KATHY WAS A SCANK CAUSE WONCE ON THE BOAT SHE GOT MAD AT SAMSON AND YANKED HIS PONY TAIL FOR EATING THE LAST SKITTLES.

AND THEN WONCE THE ALL MIGHTY SEND MOSES DOWN FORM THE MOUTAIN WITH THE TEN COMANDMINTS AND SAID ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP LOSERS YOU GOT TEN RULES TO FOLLOW ELSE IM GONNA GET PISSED AND START CLICKING HEADS TOGETHER LIKE MOE ON THE 3 STOOGES.

AND THEN THIS IS WHAT HAPPEND SOME DUED SAID LET HE WHO HAS"NT SINNED TOSSED HIS ROCKS FIRST AND FUNNIE THAT"S WHAT SOMEWON SAID TO ME AT MY FIRST FRAT PARTY WHEN I THREW UP IN THE COAT ROOM MAN WERE THEY PISSED AT ME.

AND BUT GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD HE GAVE HIS ONLY BE GOTTEN SON TO SAVE ALL OUR LOUSY ASSES OR AT LEAST THATS WHAT HE SAID ON HIS CHAT M ACHINE BUT YOU NEVER KNOW REALLY WHO YOU "RE DEALING WITH HELL IT COULD HAVE BEEN S OME FAT SMELLIE TEAMSTER EATING DONUTS OR SOMETHING AND FARTING UP THE ROOM.

WONCE JESUS GOT IN THIS FLAME WAR WITH SATAN WHO TRIED TO RUN JESUS OUT OF THE CHAT ROOM SAYING STUFF LIKE LOSER AND TROLL AND YOU KNOW JESUS YOUR POSTS AREN"T EVEN FUNNIE ANY MORE. AND SATAN SENT HIM 227 EMAILS AND SAID IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU.

AND JESUS SAID I WAS JUST BAITING YOU LOSER CAUSE EVERY WON KNOWS FSU IS"NT IN THE SEC. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!! AND SATAN SAID DESPARATION IS SO PATHETIC. AND JESUS SAYS TO HIM HE SAYS OH DEER LOARD THE MORE I STEP THRU THIS THE DUMNER YOU LOOK SATAN.

AND THEN SATEN SAID YOU MISSPELT DUMB AND JESUS SAYS NO I HAVE WEBSTERS RITE HEAR AND IM PRETTY SURE OF TH ESE THINGS SINCE IM PART OF THE TRINITIE AND SINCE ALL EBBS FROM ME AND THEN SATAN SAID BAH! ITS JUST A JOB YOUR FATHER GOT YOU YOU "RE WORSE THAN THE KENNEDY'S.

AND SATAN SAID YOU MISSPELT TRINITY T-R-I-N-I-T-Y AND PLUS IM A SELF-MADE ANTICHRIST AND ILL BE DAMBED IF MY HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING TO FINANCE ANOTHER WON OF YOR PANTLESS PARTIES WITH TED KENNEDY. AND SATAN SAID ILL REPORT YOU TO [email] AND THE SYSOPS NAME WAS MOSHA SCHWARTZ AND CRHIST SAID "UH OH THIS COULD BE TRICKY... NOTE TO SELF: CALL JOOS 'CHOSEN' AND GIVE THEM A HOMELAND".

SO AND THEN ON EASTUR PONCHOS PILOT WHO EARNED HIS WINGS EVRY DAY AND WHO ALSO WAS A MEAN WON SAID TO JESUS IM" GONNA TACK YOU UP TO THAT CROSS SO TAKE THAT YOU CROSSPOSTING TROLL. AND JESUS SAID O FORIGVE THEM SYSOP FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHY THE CROSS POST.

AND SO THATS WHAT HE DID TO JESUS AND JESUS WAS"NT JOOISH OR NOTHIN CAUSE IF HE WAS JOOISH THEN HE WOULD"NT BELEVE IN HISSELF AND IM SURE OF THIS CAUSE I KNOW THESE THINGS SINCE I WONCE WENT TO SUNDAY SCHOOL. AND THEN THERE WAS SOMEMTHIHG LIKE PASS OVER WHERE AFTER HE DIED HE WAS PUT IN A CAVE BE HIND A BIG ROCK AND CAME BACK TO LIFE AND PASSED THE BIG ROCK THAT **COULD** HAVE BEEN A GALL STONE.

WHAT A LIFE THATS THE ENTER NET FOR YOU GO FIGURE. WONDER IF HE COULD PULL SOME STRINGS FOR THAT JUDGE WHO HAS IT IN FOR ME.

DAVID H

"David H Your Pal!" wrote:

ROFLMAO!!! <ouch!> stop making me laugh so hard, it *hurts*!

Let's see: Kathy Lee, Skittles, nepotism, Zionism, the Kennedys, "Ponchos Pilot," and the welfare state, all balled into one post. Yep, now I've finally got that theology thing all straightened out. Thank you, David H. You'll never know just how much I've appreciated this little Bible lesson. You'll just never know. I think you've outdone yourself, even for David H. You've become a real asset to this newsgroup by making your posts truly educational.

In article , [email] wrote:

I'm sorry but this is a riot. I'll never stop laughing!

Amanda Winger

what the hell are you talking about , emble?

[email] wrote:

LOOK BUB FIRST OF ALL IT IS"NT TRASH ITS **GOLD** OK. IF YOU DO"NT THINK MY EPESODE OF JEFFREY SENFELT WAS FUNNIE, MR BRAININAC, THEN MAY BE YOU SHOUD"NT BE READING THE JEFFREY SENFELT CHAT ROOM .ROOM. PLUS IT SIN"T A MEAN CROSS POST CUASE THERE PERTININT TO **ALL** OF THESE CHAT ROOMS AND BESIDES IT WAS **NOT8* STARTID BY ME BUT BY **YOU** SO CHECK YOUR FACTS NEXT TIME!!!!!

AND FURHTER MORE, MR EINESTINE, YOU ARE CROSS POSTNG **YOUR** TRASH OK SO **WHY** DO YOU DO THAT THING **YOOU** DO, HUH? SEE, NOW YOUR LOOKING PRETTY DUMN RITE NOW IN FRONT OF **EVERY WON** I MITE ADD.ADD. I SWARE EVERY TIME I NALE YOU LIKE THIS I LOOK LIKE A GENUOS IN FROMT OF THOSINDS OF PEOPEL.

SO MR. FANSIE PANTS WITH DOOK FOR BRIANS, YOU CAN QUIT YOR LITTLE SMART ELLICK CROSS POST CAUSE YOR NOT WO"NTED HEAR HOWEVER I GET LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF EMALES FORM SENFELT PEOPLE SAYING HEY DAVID H YOUR FUNNIE AND HEY DAVID H KEEP CHATTING AND HEY DAVID H YOUR ARE MY PLA AAND HEY F*CKWIT YOU SUCK SO I GET MORE PRASE LOVE AND ACCEPTINCE THAN **YOU**.

IS"NT THIS FUNNIE I MEAN THIS GUY WHO CALL S HISSELF RATBOY GETS ON HIS CHAT MASHINE AND SAYS DAVID YOU DO THIS AND SMURGAD YOU DO THAT AND ALLRICK YOU DO THIS AND....DOH!....YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMN FOR NOT FOLOWING MY INSSTRICTIONS...DOH!...HOW AM I, RATBYO, ECSPECTED TO PROFORM AT THE GENUS LEVEL IF IM SURROUNDID BY INCOMPATINTS??!!!?? THATS WHAT RATBUTT SAYS TO US. US.

AND WHAT HE DO"NT KNOW I S WE ARE ALL SMART TER THAN HIM/IT AND WE WO"NT EVER DO WHAT HE SAYS AND HE SHOWS US HOW DUMN HE IS FOR NOT UNDER STANDING THHE MOST BASIC PREMISS OF THE INTER NET: YOU DO"NT OWN IT ASSWHOLE. THIS IS"NT HI SCHOOL WEAR YOU CAN PICK AND CHOOSE YOR CLICK AND LEAVE OUT THE WONS YOU THINK ARE UNCOOL AND SLOW WITTED.,.THE ENTER NET IS LIKE A CERAMICKS CLASS CAUSE **EVERY WON** CAN GET IN EVEN THOSE OF US WHO ARE FEEBLE. FEEBLE. SO WELL COME ABORD BROTHER!

YOUR PAL ***AND CHAT ROOM DOBERMAN*** DAVID H PS: SO JUST STPO IT OK. THIS IS"NT BENG FARE TO **ME**. I HAVE AN AGENT NOW WHO'S GETTING ME GIGS IN OTHER CHAT ROOMS. ROOMS. (NEW MEDICINE)

David H Your Pal! wrote:

WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO David!!!!! Way to tell this creep off!!! I've been sick of reading his "stop crossposting" crossposts for weeks!!! Oh, by the way, you may want to have the doctor check out that new medication you are on...it is making you stutter. Your Pla,

HI DAVID ITS ME STEVE H AND BUT SO

**I GOT AN ANOUNCMINT FOR HTE MEAN WONS HEAR**

TO MANY PEPLE EMALED ABUSE@NYUEDU AND SAID WRONG STUFF ABOUT ME REPETEDLY INCLUDING **I REPETE** ICLUDING **BUT NOT** LIMITID TO SAYIGN HTAT I WAS DAVID H WIN IN FACT IM NOT HIM IM STEVE H AND I DO"NT KNO WHY BUT IT MAKES ME MAD WHIN PEPLE SAY OHTER WISE OKAY SO JUST STOP YOU"R CAMPANE OF MISIGNINFORMATION YOU A**HOLES OKAY I NKNOW THAT WAS MEAN BUT IT NEDED TO BE SAID SINSE I GESS I HALF TO BE MEAN TO DEFIND MY SELF FROM HTE MEAN OWNS WHO"S FALT IT IS THAT I CA"NT POST FOR UNTIL A WHILE EVEN THOGH ITS MY BROTHERS ACOUNT AMD I EVEN HAVE TO MOVE OUT TOMOROW SO I HOPE YOUR HAPPY D*CKH*[address]!!! IT TOOK ME TWO HOLE **COUNT THEM** TWO HOLE DAYS TO GET A NEW CHAT ACOUNT AND BUT SO THISIS MY ULTIMATIM: I KNOW SOMEWON WHO KNOWS SOMEWON WHO WAS ON HTE REAL WORLD AND BOY WILL SHE MAKE YOUR LIFES MISERABLE PAHTETIC EMPTIE SHELS IF I LET HER LOSE HEAR. SO CUT IT OUT PLESE IM BEGGING YOU.

**END ANOUCNINT FOR THE MEAN ONS****8****

SO NOW YOU CAN EMALE ME AT [email] AND ILL BE YOUR CHAT FREND SINSE IM LIEK JESUS ILL FORGIVE YOU EVEN IF YOUR MEAN **HINT HINT** TO SMUGAD WHO SAYS IM LITERITE WELL WHATEVER YOU SAY IS RUBBER IM GLOO IT SICTKS TO YOU.

REPENT SINNERS AND READ HTE BIBEL WHEAR IT SAYS DO"NT BE MEAN TO STEVE HE IS A NICE WON WHO WOLD"NT LET HTE MOB **THATS THE MAFEA FOR ANY DUMN WONS** BEAT UP THAT HOOKER AND JESUS SAID STEVE IS A NICE WON INDEED HES GOIGN TO HEAVIN. I LERNED THAT IN THE TENT WEAR THEY SAID I SPEKE IN TONGS I SAID NO WAY DUDES ITS JUST ME STEVE H THEY ALL SAID THE SPIRRRRRIT IS IN HIM LOARD HALELOOYAH AND THEN I ALL WAYS FELL DOWN AND HAD A SEEZURE **IT WAS JESUS WHO LOVES ME**.

SO NANNY NANNY BOO BOO AND CLUCK CLUCK YOUR A CHIKIN IF YOUR MEAN TO ME YOUL GO TO H-E-DOBLE-HOCKIE STIKCS.

YOUR PINTECOSTEL CHAT BUDDY WITH **NEW CHAT ADFRES** STEVE H

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RATBOY WROTE:
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OK IVE TOLD YOU THIS WONCE ALL READY BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR NEWSGROUPS CAUSE IT BELONGS TO THE PEEPPUL AND 8**NO*** I WO"NT STOP THIS CHAT MACHINE CAUES I HAVE HTE RITE TO IT AND YOU DON"NT SO THEIR. THEIR.

I WILL POST AND POST AND YOU CA"NT AND WO"NT STOOP ME YOU ARE TRULIE AN EVIL WON RATBERT AND ITS NOT **YOUR** CHAT ROOM ANY WAYS. WAYS.

I THINK I"M GONNA CALL DELL, THE MAKERS OF CHAT MASHINES, AND TELL THEM TO CANCEL REPEAT ***CANCEL*** Y OUR CHA T MASHINE THAT"LL TEACH YOU. MORAN.

YOUR PLA MR WIGGLIE WINGS DAVID H

obviously david h. is retarded