NBC should open their minds to the wonderful realm of Seinfeld spinoff possibilities that lay before them. Some of the examples I would pitch to them :-} include:
JACKIE CHILES IN �THE TRIALS OF JACKIE CHILES� The outrageous and contagious law stylings of attorney Jackie Chiles are on display in the new sitcom �The Trials of Jackie Chiles�. Watch Jackie take on everyone from Big Tobacco to Old Mother Hubbard (�if the cupboard is bare, she deserves the chair!�) The New York Post describes it as �delightful... insightful...phenomenal... farcical...fabulous...filled with capricious jocularity! �
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DAVID PUDDY IN �EIGHT BALL� Patrick Warbuton plays David Puddy, grease-monkey turned auto salesman cum superhero! He scours the dark recesses of New York City as the neanderthal super hero �Eight Ball�. With his sidekick, HighFive, Puddy battles the evil criminal elements by foreseeing their devious schemes by using his mystic Eight Ball leather jacket.
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DAVID PUDDY IN �SILLY PUDDY!� Patrick Warburton stars as David Puddy, grease-monkey turned auto salesman cum stand up comedian who lives in New York City with his three self-absorbed neurotic friends who spend most of the time telling one another that they�re stupid and giving each other high fives.
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DAVID PUDDY IN �FUSILLI PUDDY!� Patrick Warburton plays David Puddy, grease-monkey turned auto salesman cum Television Chef who has a highly-successful cable cooking show that revolves around the creation of the ultimate Microwavable Pizza, and his on-again, off-again relationship with Martha Stewart.
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FRANK COSTANZA IN �SERENITY NOW!� A world�s first in �relaxation programming�, Frank Costanza hosts a half-hour talk show that teaches us all a lesson in stress management. Show topics include �The Latest in Cabana Wear�, �TV Guide Collectors� Corner� and �The New York Yankee Trade Review� and of course, be sure not to miss the Annual Festivus Special!
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NEWMAN IN �ILL POSTINO� Who else can bring you what you want, when you want it? Especially when what you want is...revenge? From the creators of �The Equalizer� comes �Ill Postino�. Wayne Knight is Newman, a lonesome maurauder on the highway to hell. A gun-for-hire whose specialty is bringing bad news to the bad guys. Want a dog kidnapped? He delivers. Want to run soda bottles across the border? He delivers. Who else can bring you non-stop explosive action and diabolical intrigue? Only Newman delivers.
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KRAMER IN �LOVE, KRAMERICAN STYLE!� The K-Man hosts a brand new adult lifestyle program formally broadcast in Europe with the title �Reverse Peepholes�. A raw, sexy look at the intimacies of the average man. Includes footage from the famous �Pamela and Bob Saccamano tapes�! and a rare interview with famed porn star Buck Naked.
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KRAMER as host of �THE MISS KRAMERICA PAGEANT� Needless to say his co-host will NOT be Kathie Lee Gifford.
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KRAMER in �GIDDY UP!� Everyone�s favorite Hipster Dufus is at it again -- this time as the unsuspecting inheritor of a Texas Dude Ranch! Can Cosmo use his unique Beefarino diet to produce �rocket-powered� throroughbreds? or will his crazy schemes spell doom for the Circle K Ranch?
I�m sure each of you can post your own incredible spinoff ideas...I�d love to see them. Later,
Erk.