JLD has really big

Mar 2, 19985 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld would beat Howard Stern in a talk show competition if Stern went against him.

Thread discusses hypothetical talk show matchups between Jerry, Howard Stern, and Conan O'Brien, with opener making crude comments about actress JLD before pivoting to entertainment predictions.

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Leigh Emsheyalt.tv.seinfeld

nipples. They're huge. I know. I've seen them. They're really really big. Ok. Ok. COMPRENDS-TU?

There. Now that I have your attention, let's play a game, shall we?

Let's assume Jerry gets his own talk show. Let's assume Howard Stern goes against him. Who will win?

Conan, of course. Followed by Jerry, then Stern. Conan O'Brien is the funniest thing on late night tv right now. If Letterman leaves, more people will discover this hilarious show.

But why do I put Seinfeld ahead of Stern? Well, if I was coming off of a disaster (like Hugh Grant, or Marv Albert), and I had to choose between Stern and Seinfeld...well...I think it'd be fairly obvious where I'd go.

Wow, I could continue but this post sucks. It makes no sense. I think I need sleep.

I'll be honest. I just wanted to brag that I saw JLD's nipples.

Mer mer mer.

Leigh Emshey [email] http://cnnet.com/public/lemshey/index.html
Dave↩ Leigh Emsheyalt.tv.seinfeld

In , "Leigh Emshey" writes:

Right. On her Christmas card, huh? Or one of the many JLD fakes across the Internet?

Jerry.

But doesn't Letterman come on an hour before O'Brien?

My reason is different. Jerry is a comedy genius and Stern is a talent starved shock jock who lucked into his own show. [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
Lederman↩ Leigh Emsheyalt.tv.seinfeld

Yea right, how did you see them, in person, or what?

Inquiring minds want to know.

On Mon, 2 Mar 1998 23:54:56 -0700, "Leigh Emshey" wrote: