The other three were notorious for getting one over on people. What about Kramer? From what I remember he had something to do with getting that women the broken wheelchair and it was he who convinced George to park in the handicapped spot. Anything else?
Has Kramer ever screwed anyone over in his life?
Jul 9, 2004, 1:42 AM ET24 posts by 11 posters
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The big rubber ball of oil comes to mind.
HEEEELLLLLLO-LA-LA-LA.
Jerry Adkins wrote:
You can say that he have screwed Jacki the layer a few times!
"Death Blow" wrote in message news:1ggnl5c.dd8f8qrrhkn4N%[email]...
Cleaner's: pouring concrete into a washing machine, eventhough Jerry ended up paying for it.
Er
"Er" wrote in message news:ccm4ho$gqa$[email]...
The big difference is for Kramer it was never intentional. However:
He burned down Susan's parents' cabin. Probably the biggest screwing of others.
He intentionally tried to put Punta Mayo out of business, first by planning to put 99-cent labels on all the merchandise with a label maker, then when that failed, by removing the dessicant from each article of clothing, reducing their useful life.
He tried to put the bagel shop out of business by going on strike, then sabotaging their equipment.
He tried to put Kenny Rogers' Roasters out of business by hanging a sign outside his apartment window.
While working as Santa, he tried to convert children to communism.
He puked on Susan. Puke - that's a funny word.
He insisted to Susan that her name was "Lily".
He didn't invite "Crazy" Joe Davola to his party.
He insisted Elaine give him the girl's bike for fixing her neck.
He got a massage from Jerry's masseuse girlfriend prior to Jerry getting one.
He stopped Jerry in his attempt to defile Miss Rhode Island.
He tried to make Jerry look good during Jerry's comedy act when Jerry's intentionally wanted to bomb before Banya's turn.
He talked his bathroom matron mother into quitting that day when he knew George wanted her to work that evening to tell him if his girlfriend, you know, blehhhhhh, after eating.
He insisted on taking a karate class with 9-year-old children.
He tried to buy Jerry's van in exchange for a T-shirt.
He pursued Jerry's book store girlfriend, wooing her with poetry from a modern poet named Newman.
He revealed to Jerry's toy-collecting girlfriend that Jerry had been secretly drugging her to play with the collection, just to spice up the format of his Merv Griffin talk show.
He crashed Peterman's book signing to sign some books of his own.
He ate candy during a surgical procedure, and some ended up in the patient.
He sprayed a mouthful of coffee on Kathie Lee.
He charged Jerry's father an exorbitant commission to sell Jerry's father's raincoats.
He stole a valuable record collection from the old man Jerry volunteered to spend time with.
He pursued another woman he knew Jerry was interested in, the one in the car accident, Becky Gelke. Only the sound of Mary Hart's voice saved the day for Jerry.
He initiated frivolous lawsuits, then took unreasonably low settlements without the consent of his attorney. He screwed both the defendants and his attorney.
He started a relationship with Elaine's married girlfriend who's husband was the high-talker, and may have impregnated her ("She's LAAAATE!")
He hit a golf ball into the blow hole of a whale, obstructing its breathing. Fortunately, George, being a marine biologist, saved the great fish, er, mammal.
He talked Jerry into switching apartments to not have his sleep interrupted by the Kenny Rogers sign, only to turn on Jerry and get addicted to that succulent hickory-smoked chicken while Jerry got no sleep.
He impersonated a Juilliard-trained dermatologist, putting Kruger's life at risk.
He hired a college intern to do nothing. But with Darren's help we'll get that chicken.
He repeatedly freeloaded off of anybody and everybody he could, especially Jerry.
I'm sure there are many more, but these were the first to come to mind.
Dimi
<< He stole a valuable record collection from the old man Jerry volunteered to spend time with. >><BR><BR>
I enjoy reading your list but this one's just not true. First the old gay said he could have then. Second, they weren't valuable. Maybe Vic Damone can't walk down the street in South America but this is New York.
"BlackJet76" wrote in message news:[email]...
volunteered to
said
walk
Mea culpa.
"BlackJet76" wrote in message news:[email]...
volunteered to
said
walk
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Er
"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:...
Good lord you know your Seinfeld. And it's the wood that makes Kenny's chicken so good.
"Kel Varnsen" wrote in message news:[email]...
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ended
planning
when
you
patient.
father's
to
car
day
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was
breathing.
interrupted
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get
especially
Agreed. He traded Newman a non-working radar detector.
He probably wrote up that list years ago, and has been waiting for this thread to come up ever since.
wrote:
How long have he been waiting to squeese that list into a post?
"Death Blow" wrote in message news:1ggvu1t.purxz31vud2qmN%[email]...
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thread
Nice try, folks. Came up with them after seeing the original post, then added a few more as I remembered them.
The purpose of trying to post a thorough listing was to prove to the person who asked, that Kramer not only ranks up there with the others in screwing people, he probably wins. The poster asked because they had a preconceived notion that only the others were screwing people.
Dimitrios Paskoudniakis wrote:
if only he (Kramer) could put his mind to something useful! He is like Lex Luthor!
"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...
ended
planning
patient.
father's
to
car
his
was
breathing.
interrupted
at
Agreed to act as proxy for George's twirling girlfriend and broke up with George, preventing her from making a grand entrance at the Yankees' ball.
Tried to hose down kids who vandalized his "suburban" apartment door facade. Hoochie-mama! Hoochie-mama!
Placed a bet on a Knicks-Pacers game with Jerry's money without asking (though the bet won).
He, Spike Lee, and Reggie Miller (you know, Cheryl's brother) got into a tussle at said Knick-Pacer game.
Decked Yankee legend Mickey Mantle at a baseball fantasy camp.
Arranged for George to be treated for tonsilitis by a quack herbal healer, who turned George's face purple.
Illegally poached lobsters from commercial traps.
Got Mickey to marry the wrong girl. Told her dentist father that Jerry is an anti-Dentite.
Gave the Soup Nazi's armoire to Elaine, when the Soup Nazi hated Elaine. Put SN out of business.
Fraudulently shipped Jerry's broken stereo through US Mail to claim the insurance money. It's a write-off.
Eliminated two lanes of mile 114, causing a massive traffic jam.
Aided and abetted Gendeson escape from the law following the murder of the dry cleaner. Fueled Gendeson's anger resulting in the murder by claiming a penalty stroke on the golf course.
Gave Jerry clothes to be dry cleaned in order to get Jerry's discount.
Got Jerry to buy him fruit after the fruit vendor banned him.
Took a photo of Elaine with her nipple exposed.
Possessed the Kavorka causing Sister Roberta to leave the Latvian Orthodox Church.
Kept the Assman's license plates. Used them to park in another doctor's parking space.
Blew out the electricity at Elaine's neighbor, causing the cat to go hungry.
Blew out the electricity in his building with the super-powered hot tub, causing Jean-Paul to be late for the marathon.
Cleaned his deli slicer with benzene and Jerry's face towel, causing Jerry to get a rash.
Embarrassed his African-American girlfriend by showing up at her family home with a horrendously dark tan.
Played loud jungle music at his girlfriend's apartment, Elaine's roommate, disturbing Elaine. Gave GF an invisible windshield coffee table, hospitalizing the GF.
Caused George to buy him an airline ticket so he could get on the plane of the former roommate who owed him money. Bought the non-refundable ticket, sticking George with the bill.
Ruined Mickey's acting lesson by wearing jeans which were too tight.
Stole gonorrhoea as the disease to be acted from Mickey.
Convinced Mickey to add lifts to his shoes, causing Mickey to become an outcast within his community of "little people".
Had an illegal cable TV signal installed on Jerry's TV, and when Jerry balked at the exorbitant cost, the TV installers busted the TV.
Had said TV installers come to Jerry's apartment when Elaine was using it for a friend's baby shower.
Made the cable guy wait at his apartment for hours.
Pressured Jerry to help illegally record bootlegs of feature films.
Test drove a car he wasn't going to buy, wasting the salesman's time, and running out of gas.
Impersonated a Belgian clinic physician in order to abscond with Elaine's medical file.
Put his blood in Jerry's car cooling system, ruining the car.
Put his excess wholesale shopping club purchases under the hood of Jerry's car, which then melted onto the engine block.
Fed wholesale club Beef-a-rino to Rusty the horse, ruining George's fiancee's parents' anniversary.
Took Kramer Reality Tour customers to garbage dumps to get rid of Elaine's muffin stumps.
Took wacko girlfriend Toby to Jerry's act, and she heckled Jerry, so Jerry screwed up before an audience of critics. He at least saved her toe, and made all the bus stops.
Told Jerry who won the Mets game before Jerry had a chance to watch it on tape.
Detoured from the trip to Michigan with the recyclables, ruining Newman's profit, in order to pursue Jerry's auto mechanic.
Kidnapped Elaine's neighbor's dog with Newman and took the dog upstate.
Dried his clothes in Jerry's oven and then the pizzeria in the Bronx. Paid for calzones in change.
Fraudulently received a Tony award. Banged his jerky into the person in front of him at the awards, then claimed it was the person next to him who did it.
Fraudulently worked at a Brant-Leland for a week and wrote ridiculous reports.
Don't forget, he also posed as a dermatologist to examine George's boss.
"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...
when
you
day
get
especially
facade.
a
hungry.
home
Paid
Look carefully below, it's already listed.
"Dr. Van Nostrand" wrote in message news:[email]...
of
then
sign
getting
Jerry's
knew
a
the
volunteered
the
settlements
and
husband
er,
that
life
mind.
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ball.
healer,
is
the
claiming
Orthodox
Jerry
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ticket,
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and
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Jerry's
Elaine's
Jerry
and
on
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who
He also Lied To Newman about a pie stand which got him thrown out of the mail truck .
"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...
Jerry
screwing
then
clothing,
girlfriend,
from
the
we'll
a
Jerry
Elaine.
the
doctor's
tub,
family
plane
an
upstate.
in
Ah, but a scene that introduces one of the great subcharacters deserves a second post! :)
"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...
Jerry
screwing
then
clothing,
girlfriend,
from
the
we'll
a
Jerry
Elaine.
the
doctor's
tub,
family
plane
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Put Mom & Pop's shoe repair out of business.
Took all of Jerry's shoes (except the cowboy boots) to Mom & Pop without Jerry's permission.
Caused Misha to fall from the tightrope at the circus.
"Dr. Van Nostrand" wrote in message news:[email]...
boss.
drive!
However:
a
he
been
up
in
defendants
fish,
to
Kruger's
asking
into
of
discount.
Jerry
using
time,
toe,
it
Bronx.
person
him
ridiculous
Agitated a zoo monkey, causing him to cease his "auto-erotic activity".
"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...
a
message
times!
by
strike,
hanging
communism.
own.
the
Jerry's
one
saved
its
to
up
Yankees'
door
claim
murder
go
hot
causing
tight.
become
films.
George's
so
watch
Funkified Elaine's new orthopedic bed with East River funk, and she throws out her back trying to get rid of the bed.
"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...
deserves
message
eventhough
first
maker,
neck.
Jerry
when
when
poetry
had
spice
who's
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sleep
addicted
help
could,
broke
got
herbal
that
Latvian
to
table,
the
non-refundable
of
of
Jerry,
to
Gave directions to a deranged hospital patient to elevators who later jumped to his death from a window landing squarerly on top of the roof of George's perfectly parked car in front of the hospital.
"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...
throws
activity".
without
message
George's
in
few
this
intentional.
biggest
business,
label
of
on
by
her
to
Island.
act
day
his
children.
with
Jerry
to
his
up in
sell
Jerry
in, the
voice
low
the
girlfriend
obstructing
great
his
sleep.
putting
Darren's
to come
and
apartment
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brother)
camp.
quack
father
hated
to
traffic jam.
the
murder by
Jerry's
him.
another
cat
super-powered
towel,
at her
Elaine's
on
too
to
and when
the TV.
Elaine was
feature
salesman's
abscond with
car.
hood
rid
saved her
to
ruining
dog
the
the
next
Put the Rickshaw down, causing Newman to go for a wild ride, and crash into Elaine's office colleague/"boyfriend"/pukin' "China White" user who was otherwise about to start the first day of the rest of his life.
"CNDA" wrote in message news:[email]...