The Stand-In: He took...it out

S05E16 The Stand-InretroJul 24, 19973 years later1 post by 1 poster
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Kevin C Welch

Every now and then someone asks for it. So, as it is my favorite Seinfeld dialogue, I so feel inclined to post it every now and then...

Jerry:   Hey.
Elaine:  Helloooo.
Jerry:   So?
Elaine:  What?
Jerry:   Come on.  How was your date?
Elaine:  Oh, the date.  The date...
Jerry:   Yeah, how was it?
Elaine:  Interesting.
Jerry:   Really?
Elaine:  Oh, yeah.
Jerry:   Why?  What happened?
Elaine:  Let's see.  How shall I put this?
Jerry:   Well, just put it.
Elaine:  He took it out.
Jerry:   He what?
Elaine:  He took <puffs on glasses twice> it out.
Jerry:   He took _what_ out?
Elaine:  It.
Jerry:   He took it ... out.
Elaine:  Yessiree, Bob.
Jerry:   He couldn't.
Elaine:  He did.
Jerry:   Were you involved in some sort of amorous...
Elaine:  Nooooo.
Jerry:   You mean he just -
Elaine:  Yes!
Jerry:   Are you sure?
Elaine:  Oh, quite.
Jerry:   There was no mistaking it?
Elaine:  Jerry...
Jerry:   So, you were talking, having pleasant conversation and then all
	 of a sudden -
Elaine:  Yeah.
Jerry:   It?
Elaine:  It.
Jerry:   Out?
Elaine:  Out.
Jerry:   Well, I, I can't believe this.  I know Phil.  He's a good friend
	 of mine.  We play softball together.  How can this be?
Elaine:  Oh, it be.  You got any other friends you want to set me up with?

<Kramer walks in; Elaine gets up>

Kramer: Hey! Hey, how was your date with Phil Tutola? Elaine: He took it out. Kramer: <Shakes> Well, maybe he needed some air. You know sometimes they need air. They can't breathe down there. It's inhuman!

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