Every now and then someone asks for it. So, as it is my favorite Seinfeld dialogue, I so feel inclined to post it every now and then...
Jerry: Hey. Elaine: Helloooo. Jerry: So? Elaine: What? Jerry: Come on. How was your date? Elaine: Oh, the date. The date... Jerry: Yeah, how was it? Elaine: Interesting. Jerry: Really? Elaine: Oh, yeah. Jerry: Why? What happened? Elaine: Let's see. How shall I put this? Jerry: Well, just put it. Elaine: He took it out. Jerry: He what? Elaine: He took <puffs on glasses twice> it out. Jerry: He took _what_ out? Elaine: It. Jerry: He took it ... out. Elaine: Yessiree, Bob. Jerry: He couldn't. Elaine: He did. Jerry: Were you involved in some sort of amorous... Elaine: Nooooo. Jerry: You mean he just - Elaine: Yes! Jerry: Are you sure? Elaine: Oh, quite. Jerry: There was no mistaking it? Elaine: Jerry... Jerry: So, you were talking, having pleasant conversation and then all of a sudden - Elaine: Yeah. Jerry: It? Elaine: It. Jerry: Out? Elaine: Out. Jerry: Well, I, I can't believe this. I know Phil. He's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How can this be? Elaine: Oh, it be. You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
<Kramer walks in; Elaine gets up>
Kramer: Hey! Hey, how was your date with Phil Tutola? Elaine: He took it out. Kramer: <Shakes> Well, maybe he needed some air. You know sometimes they need air. They can't breathe down there. It's inhuman!