Is Newman Pure Evil?

Dec 31, 2004, 10:36 PM ET9 posts by 8 posters
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Wayne Knight will get his own spinoff show with Kramer as a roommate.

Fans debate whether Newman is pure evil and discuss Wayne Knight's acting ability and physical appearance, with some suggesting he could star in his own show or play King Tut in Batman.

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mitchell_leary

Is Newman pure evil? I think so, but like many colorful characters, Newman portrays the aesthetics of evil. Evil can be a beautiful thing to watch when done masterfully, and Newman is a master of evil.

Newman is the kind of guy who would watch a cat running full tilt toward a plate glass window, then stop a whole crowd of people and say "Watch...". I must have a little Newman in me, because I've done this exact thing. Then laugh ucontrollably.

I could philosophize about Newman's evil head for hours. Hopefully, someday they'll give him his own show, maybe with Kramer as a roommate. It would be such a strain on creativity for the writers to constantly produce an endless stream of ideas, that this show may be too difficult to produce.

I have one masterpiece of an idea for Wayne Knight: he would be the perfect character for King Tut in a Batman sequel. Wayne isn't as big as Victor Buono was (6' 4" and 400 lbs.), but he portrays the kind of evil only found in Gotham.

-Leary-

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Alot of the humor used at Newman's expense was based on his obesity. Wayne Knight looks like he has since lost over 100 lbs, so that whole humor angle is gone.

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Maybe they could pad him like they did Boss Hogg on the Dukes of Hazard.

Incubusmitchell_leary

Hazard.

With day old bagels and muffin stumps ?

Gossett_Artmitchell_leary

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mangemitchell_leary

On 31 Dec 2004 23:54:51 -0800, [email] wrote:

People may find out he was "fattening". There's an unwritten code about this kind of thing. He could be ostracized.

davemange

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ostracized from the community?

Ermange

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You need a code to tell you not to fatten?

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Willmitchell_leary

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He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.