"Can't We All Just Get Along?"-R.King.

May 3, 1994, 6:36 PM ET3 posts by 3 posters
📌 Newsgroup🔥 Controversial
3 posts
semi0406
	I have not axactly been on my best behavior lately, and if any
of you took offense, I apologize.  I just think that it is time that people
think a little before they post stupid materials.
	My intentions here, though some may find my method objectionable, are
simply to make people aware that when they say stupid things, they should be
prepared to be labeled as such.  Recently, there have been 3 points (all
ridiculously inane) repeatedly raised in this newsgroup.  1) The Who Is Jewish
Question, 2) Is Kramer A Dentist Question, and 3) Where Does Kramer Get Money
Question.  None of these merit any further response, but in the interest of
laying all three to rest, I'll answer yet again.
1:  George and Jerry are Jewish--Elaine Is Not.
	How on Earth this matters, I have no idea.
2:  Kramer is Not a dentist
	How this ever even came up, I have no idea.
3:  We don't know how Kramer gets his money
	That is the point...we're not supposed to know.  It has never come up
	and probably never will.  That's why we don't know many things about
	Kramer.  He's purposely designed that way...to be unknowable.  If you
	are racking your brain trying to figure him out, then you're missing
	the whole point.
	Now I promise not to be mean to you if you promise me that you think
	before you post stupid questions.  For your information, I have
	received private mail thanking me for setting many of you straight.
	The subject matter is boring many people...and many are showing
	their true intellects by posting.  Let us not forget that it is better
	to have people think that you are stupid, than to open your mouth
	and prove them right!!
	If more dumb posts appear---rest assured that I'll be back...Someone
	has to set those people straight.  Thank You..and don't take it
	personally.

"You can't learn anything with your mouth open."

CRGABELsemi0406

In article [email] writes:

Kramer once said he put women "on a dentist's chair"...

          ^^^^^^^^^^

Gee, could we be just a *little* more pompous? Who are you to judge what defines a "stupid question" or a "dumb post"? I guess you're the Almighty Seinfeld Guru then, right? Maybe you should pack your head in ice to keep the swelling down.

w.stetsonsemi0406

people

[..lecture excised for the common good..]

Check the "follow" for alt.religion.kibology; they say stupid things on purpose to disrupt other groups. If you see such things, delete any cross-posts to a.r.k and other groups, or just ignore them completely.

Bill Stetson