New Storyline

How about this for a storyline:

George buys a pornographic video called "Cum and Play" thinking that it is a children's video about exercise (like Barney) to show to his new girlfriend's kid. Jerry buys a new video recorder to play the tape and finds out that the woman he is dating is in fact the star of the video. Kramer begins a publication of a new magazine called "Cosmo" (what else?) and advertises the video in the magazine that it is suitable for young children. Elaine tells Jerry he is dating the chairperson of the Morals Commitee of New York and that the woman is protesting against pornography especially "Cum and Play".

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NKTAI1 writes:

I don't get it, if the Jerry's date is suppossed to be the star of the video, why would she protest against it?

In article , NKTAI1 wrote:

good work. good stories nicely connected. kk

I wrote before:

How about this for a storyline:

*George buys a pornographic video called "Cum and Play" thinking that it is a children's video about exercise (like Barney) to show to his new girlfriend's kid. *Jerry buys a new video recorder to play the tape and finds out that the woman he is dating is in fact the star of the video. *Kramer begins a publication of a new magazine called "Cosmo" (what else?) and advertises the video in the magazine that it is suitable for young children. *Elaine tells Jerry he is dating the chairperson of the Morals Commitee of New York and that the woman is protesting against pornography especially "Cum and Play".

However I have had some new innovations:

*Elaine is going out with a cowboy (Chip,Buck,Skip?) who used to be an actor in (dramatic pause) "Cum and Play". The cowboy suffers from premature ejaculation and one of Elaine's lines could be "He thinks I'm one of those animals at the rodeo, on for 8 seconds and BANG, thank you very much." *Instead of a mango to cure the cowboy's sexual frustrations, how about a guava, plantane(?), other exotic fruit. *Jerry drops Vanessa (the undresser) because he doesn't want the pressure of having to perform up to porno star standards (reference to The Switch about being an orgy guy somewhere).

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I wonder who could fill the role of Jerry's girlfriend. She would have to be a dynamic actress to fill the role of: Vanessa, a.k.a. "The Undresser", porno star AND the chairperson of the 'Morals Commitee of New York'(sic)