Jerry's Girlfriends

Eats peas one at a time. Won't taste apple pie. Won't tell him the name of a perfume. Wears the same dress every day. Has man hands. Looks just like him. Acts just like him. Is a two face. Won't use him as the gymnastic apparatus. Won't clean his apartment. Thinks he's mentally ill. Is a virgin. Likes Dockers commercials. Has a crush on Kramer. Doesn't respect what he does. Dated Newman. Thinks she is Chinese. Made him choose between her and helloooooo. Thinks he is a picker. Is a loser. Has a boyfriend in a coma.

He should have stayed fake married.

LG "No....look away, I'm hideous"

[email] (Lee Garrison) wrote in news:9730-445D8FB6- [email]:

That's because only 6% of the population is dateable.... :) Was that the number??

From The Wink ============== JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking? ELAINE: Twenty-five percent. JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot. ELAINE: You're way off. JERRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there. ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable? JERRY: UNDATEABLE! ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together? JERRY: Alcohol.

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It's not Jerry's girlfriend who looks just like him. It's George's girlfriend, Janet (Tracy Nelson)..."The Cartoon".

Wasn't she the one that was "George's man-love for Jerry"?

Nana

Group: alt.tv.seinfeld Date: Mon, May 8, 2006, 7:05am (EDT-3) From: [email] (Jack Hymn) wrote....

It's not Jerry's girlfriend who looks just like him. It's George's girlfriend, Janet (Tracy Nelson)..."The Cartoon". ___________________________________

Oops! And to think I was gonna add "Was a low talker" to the list to see who caught it. :)

LG "I think it's Dutch"

No wonder Jerry thought "Not that there's anything wrong with it".

Those women would drive a man into another man's arms.

I think you forgot won't give him a massage.

"Lee Garrison" wrote in message news:[email]...

A few more: Is engaged (first episode). Won't tell him what's been in the toilet. Is too good. Is a pimple popper. Has a name that rhymes with a female anatomy part but is unrememberable. Likes to sit around the apartment naked (I always wondered how Kramer didn't happen to blast in on her in the buff). Is a masseuse but won't give him a massage. Won't let him play with her antique toy collection. Makes him carry a purse--erp, european carryall.

"Lee Garrison" wrote in message news:[email]...

...has a "dude" sitting in her apartment in swaddling clothes.

(do they make swaddling clothes for adults?)