Weird dream

Last night I dreamed that I went back to my home town with Jerry and Kramer, only to find that Kramer was wanted by the law there. Weird.

Interesting issue - what dreams were mentioned or shown in Seinfeld episodes? I don't mean fantasy sequences or flashbacks (those are for another thread). Actual sleeping dreams.

Of course, I have a list (8).

In article , "TheNewsGuy (Mike)" wrote:

Someone already mentioned the hamburger.

Jerry's wooden teeth (Elaine, in the Stakeout).

Flaming Globes (Jerry, in the Heart Attack)

FBI gunning down Steinfeld (Jerry, in the Baby Shower)

All four trying to sleep in the same bed (Elaine, in ?)

Gina's boyfriend (George, in the Suicide)

Looks like I'm two short of your list.

My favorite daydreams:

   George with Marisa Tomei (the Cadillac)
   Jerry and Kramer in their later years (Jerry, in the Engagement)

• Mark

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Whoops, that was in The Invitations.

• Mark

The Slicer

My List ======== 1. Why do dreams make you so thirsty? [The Keys] 2. George dreamed about Martin doing stand up comedy in Kennebunkport Maine. [The Suicide] 3. Jerry: Last night I dreamt a hamburger was eating me! [The Van Buren Boys] 4. There is Elaine's dream with 'wooden teeth' [The Stake Out] 5. Green globs of Sigmund [The Heart Attack] 6. Kramer dreams about choosing Newman's party or Jerry's friendship [The Millennium] 7. The FBI shootings [The Baby Shower] 8. Elaine in bed with Jerry, Kramer and George [The Slicer]

Ah, thanks. Nobody beats the Seinscripts Wiz, nobody!

Btw, did you notice the recent legal disclaimers on Stan TheCaddy's site?

Glad you've managed to fly under the radar. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch the fine Canadian comedy _Slings and Arrows_.

• Mark

Yes, but there are a lot other sites out there with our scripts on them and they are not closed down. A simple search finds them. I wonder why did they pick only on "Stan".

A couple more:

Elaine's psychiatrist asks Elaine about her dream about a sexaul encounter with a Chinese woman [The Wallet].

The guy at the gym that Elaine is interested in (and who wants to finger George for peeing in the shower), tells Elaine that he had a dream about her [The Wife].

On Jan 26, 9:49 pm, "TheNewsGuy (Mike)" wrote:

Excellent! good work

On Jan 27, 7:09 am, "TheNewsGuy (Mike)" wrote:

There was also Kramer's weird dream of being attacked by Roxy the dog (while he was sitting on a blanket under a tree and smoking a corn-cob pipe) in "The Engagement." (Feelings of guilt after the dog-napping, I guess.)

-B.

Do you have a reference to it? I can't see that in a script; unless it was cut in syndication.

Thanks,

Mike

On Jan 30, 2:22 pm, "TheNewsGuy (Mike)" wrote:

Wipipedia writes:

Huckleberry: Kramer has an obsession with huckleberries. He mentions huckleberry pie in the episodes The Bubble Boy and The Calzone and in The Engagement during Kramer's dream sequence he is dressed as Huckleberry Finn.

I remember seeing it once, never again. Must have been cut in syndication. Must be out on DVD by now...

On Jan 30, 4:00 pm, "Er" wrote:

Thanks, Er. I think the scene remains intact in syndication. I recall seeing it recently, anyway...

Another dream sequence that hasn't been mentioned in this thread is Jerry's nightmare about Uncle Leo doing pull-ups in prison in "The Bookstore" ep.

(Jerry. Hello. Jerry. Hello. Would somebody answer that damn phone!)

-B.

The pull-ups is a "fantasy" sequence, not a "dream" sequence. We defined "dreams" as when people are sleeping. But the many fantasy sequences were what they were thinking while awake.

Here is my list of "fantasy" sequences.
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1. The chess game for body part dominance [The Nose Job] 2. Kramer as a basted turkey as seen by Newman [The Buttershave] 3. Uncle Leo doing pull-ups [The Bookstore] 4. Kramer's use of Jerry's apartment (debatable if real or not) [The Bookstore] 5. Men pop up in George's sexual fantasies [The Note] 6. George making out with Marisa Tomei [The Cadillac I] 7. Jerry and Melissa visualizing each other naked [The Apology] 8. George visualizing funny Jerry on a double date [The Visa] 9. Jerry choosing between The Voice and the girl on the pier [The Voice] 10. Jerry visualizes George telling Susan how he got Leena's phone number [The Sponge] 11. Planning "the switch". [The Switch] 12. Steinbrenner and Wilhelm seeing George's car in the parking lot [The Caddy] 13. Looking ahead, Kramer and Jerry - periscopes for cars [The Invitations] 14. "What's the deal with airplane peanuts" George plays frolf [The Summer of George] 15. Jerry gives Kramer Isabel's phone number and he tears it up. [The Nose Job] 16. George and then Frank hear the doll talking like Estelle. [The Doll]

On Jan 30, 6:04 pm, "TheNewsGuy (Mike)" wrote:

But it is a dream sequence, though. True, the Leo-in-prison scene does begin when Jerry is awake, but ends when Elaine wakes Jerry up in bed by calling him on the phone. Here's the part of the script in question:

HELEN: He won't last a day in prison...

(Now, Jerry has slipped into a dream. He visualizes Leo in prison. Leo has "Jerry" written on the fingers his right hand, and "Hello" written on his left. He's doing pull-ups in his cell.)

LEO: Jerry. Hello. Jerry. Hello. Jerry. (Turns to the right, yelling out) Answer that damn phone!

(Scene cuts to Jerry, who is just now waking up to the phone's ringing. He answers it)

JERRY: Hello?

ELAINE: Hey, it's me.

JERRY: Uncle Leo?

ELAINE (sarcastic): Oh, that's nice. What are you up to?

JERRY: Nightmares. You?

ELAINE: My fake boyfriend is going through real withdrawals...

-B.

On 25 Jan 2007 02:39:44 GMT, elaich wrote:

A dream is nothing more than your brain working out when you don't need it. It is things that usually are in your subconsciousness. Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

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But you should avoid dairy and hot water, just to be on the safe side.

I'm off hot water.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!

Is your home town Latham, Massachusetts?