In the episode with Kramer and the Van Buron boys, when George is in the street at night with all the goons and they say "If you're one of us flash us the sign." Then George does some goofy sign and the guys says "Thats not the sign" Then George says "WAS WHEN I WAS BANGIN!!!"
One of my favorite George lines
Fans discuss a memorable George line from The Van Buren Boys where he claims a gang sign was valid when he was "bangin'," with appreciation for the comedic timing and absurdity of the moment.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends"
I was in the water! I was in the water!
actually, not to be an ass but I like things as they really are: it's pool, not water.
I believe its 'pool'. (assuming shrinkage)
Dave
"The great fish appeared before me."
"Mammal"
"Whatever."
Son of a BANG...son of a BOOM.....
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"He was ten stories if he was a foot"
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"....like an old man trying to return soup at a delicatessen."
In article , "Retro_T_Bop" says...
trying to *send back* soup at a deli
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ahh, my mistake. I'm pretty sure it's "deli", not "delicatessen" as well....
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I WAS IN THE POOL
script and sound here : http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/sitcom/seinfeld/george/george2.htm
I WAS IN THE POOL !!! I WAS IN THE POOL !!!
script and sound here : http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/sitcom/seinfeld/george/george2.htm
POOL that's it! I was close!
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not
Jerry: What if it's Neil Armstrong? George: Then I'm going to Mars!
"Stephen" wrote in news:ajt4is$1dtkqu$[email]:
"A George divided against himself cannot stand!" I'll have to get that whole speech from Newsguy's site. What was the episode name? I love it, because at the time I first saw it, I was dating a very Susan-esque woman and I have more than a few of George's qualities. When I saw it, it was all I could do to stand up in our living room and shout, "That's us!" I think it was in another episode where George says that going to her apartment was like going to a prison cell. Brother, did I know exactly what he was talking about. Can you tell why George is my favorite character?
Paul Atreides offered the following:
'The Pool Guy'. My favourite speech too in probably my favourite episode.
Did she have a "pinkish hue"?
"Who cares about eyebrows?"
Or was it a "rosy glow"?
On 26 Aug 2002 21:33:40 GMT, [email] (Joepman973) wrote:
How about: "The jerk store just called. They're out of you."
"Well it doesn't matter--you're their number-one all-time seller!"
[email] wrote:
Actually, I believe Jerry and co. didn't find this line funny, they had alternatives which were, IMO, much funnier. Alas, I don't remember them. I think Jerry's was the funniest. That's what I remember. What were the lines already?
"pinkish hue"
I believe "rosy glow" was also used.
On Tue, 27 Aug 2002 12:44:44 -0400, techboi wrote:
Who cares about eyebrows? That's on of the funniest lines ever. He cares about EVREYthing. If he can get his hand out of her hair if he 'pets' her, etc. But then, Who cares about eyebrows? I must've laughed for a couple minutes non-stop.
Thomas Kiel Rasmussen wrote in news:[email]:
No, she was Susan-esque in her personality.
Jerry, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.
But, but I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!!
"I can't carry a pen, i'm afraid i'll puncture my scrotum"
GEORGE
here here, Superman (hands a comic book to Elaine, who passes it to Tony)
please, next time it will only be the 2 of us
TONY
there won't be any next time George
GEORGE
oh Tony don't
This may not be exactly what he said but...
"Just like all those rock stars, with their Complicated Shoes!!!"
I also like...
"Do you ever get down on your hands and knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia!"
"That's like discovering plutonium by accident!"
Ed
Here's a good one, I think it went something like this:
I COULD THROW A DART OUT THE WINDOW AND HIT SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME!!!!
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"Mr. Thomassoulo likes to play dirty. Well, there's nothin' dirtier than a giant ball of oil."
-B.
"How would you like a Hari-Krishna fist on your throat, you little punk?"
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