Jerry's a weenie

Feb 6, 199711 posts by 10 posters

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Poster criticizes Jerry's physique and voice, suggesting an episode where Kramer convinces everyone to join a gym with a celebrity trainer; replies mock the original post as a bad idea.

11 posts

cal.sharpFeb 6, 1997

From: [email] (Cal Sharp) Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld Subject: Jerry's a weenie Date: Thu, 06 Feb 1997 08:17:43 GMT Reply-To: [email] X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.0.82 Lines: 16

Jerry really needs to pump a little iron and knock down some protein drinks. He's such a weenie, with that slight build and that high voice of his. A great idea for an episode: Kramer joins a gym and drags everyone down to work out. They could have some famous bodybuilder guest as the trainer. ie Cory Everson, Kiana Tom, Lee Haney...

Cal Sharp

Mitchell Virchick P225Feb 7, 1997↩ cal.sharp

Don't quit your day job. Anybody whose signature quotes Kelly Bundy must think that TV sitcoms reached their apogee with Three's Company. Mind your own weenie.

F JabbarFeb 8, 1997↩ Mitchell Virchick P225

On 7 Feb 1997 13:54:55 GMT, [email] (Mitchell Virchick) wrote:

why is it that you are suddenly condeming this person, just because they said tha you didn't even give a good reason.

DaveFeb 11, 1997↩ F Jabbar

On 7 Feb 1997 13:54:55 GMT, [email] (Mitchell Virchick) wrote:

why is it that you are suddenly condeming this person, just because they said tha you didn't even give a good reason.

Mike HaightFeb 7, 1997↩ cal.sharp

[email]. wrote:

Vanity, thy name is..........man?

Go away, you embarrass me.

MichHotBoyFeb 8, 1997↩ Mike Haight

besides, jerry's been worked out for several seasons on the show!

RFerrieFeb 7, 1997↩ cal.sharp

[email]. wrote:

"Famous bodybuilder". hee hee hee. That's clever, Cal. heh heh.

Renee "Jumbo Shrimp"

Bud LeCompteFeb 8, 1997↩ cal.sharp

Why? That was Jerry's response in last nights rerun when the other idiot comedian (I can't remember his name) told him he should work out with weights.

Ed. RobertsFeb 8, 1997↩ Bud LeCompte

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I believe that Jerry subscribes to the same philosophy as Neil Armstrong. When asked if he jocks out, Armstrong said: " The good lord gave me so many breaths to breathe and I'm not wasting them by breathing hard."

cal.sharpFeb 8, 1997↩ cal.sharp

From: [email] (Cal Sharp) Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld Subject: Re: Jerry's a weenie Date: Sat, 08 Feb 1997 06:13:13 GMT Reply-To: [email] References: X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.0.82 Lines: 40

[email] wrote:

Apparently, you're a weenie, too. Do you understand most of the jokes on "Seinfeld"?

IKE111Feb 20, 1997↩ cal.sharp

Question

Would Jerry be a good comedian if he was a big strong guy?

Look at Jerry's fellow comedian (the name has escaped me) who thinks anything that desolves in milk is funny. He went from a size 40 to a 42 and he ain't getting any funnier.