Finale News: Jerry speaks

Jerry Seinfeld, the mastermind of the megahit Seinfeld, spoke in the New York Daily News about what his executive producers said about the last episode ever on Fox News. Mr. Seinfeld laughed, "It's not real. They were joking.", talking about what the producers "leaked" that Newman would end up in the hospital and Jerry and Elaine would be in a chapel. He also reiterated that the internet script about the quartet moving to Los Angeles was false. The final episode ever will air on May 14th and is expected to be watched by 80 million.

Sure, I'd rather you waited till May, but because I love the newsgroup so much (and ALWAYS HAVE), I thought I'd leak a couple of tidbits. Keep them to yourselves, though, okay?

• Kramer goes back to LA.
• Elaine gets a tummy tuck.
• George gets a tummy tuck.
• I open a pet store.
• Newman isn't in the last episode.
• Sidra isn't either.
• But Rachel is. (Blue tux?)

Thanks for watching.

J.

Jerry takes over as the host for a late night TV show and moves to L.A. On the first show hehas the whole gang help him get established. Kramer is critical of his jokes in the beginning and illustrates his opinions with pratfalls into the band. He is kicked off the show but keeps bugging from the back as he�s excorted off by security. Elaine has Puddy along and they stage a Jerry Springer type event. Throwing things at each other and Puddy reveals that he has a painted chest, ready to expose at the ice hockey game. They make the announcement that they will be getting married! Newmann represents the US Post office and tells all the inside maneuvers of P.O. employees. How they nip out the Playboy pinup and write cryptic messages in junk mail. George coerses Jerry into letting him conduct the band. Acting hip, he chooses the wrong music and three of the musicians walk off in pretend disgust. Some of the other guests include: Charelton Heston and Spike Lee. The show ends with the whole set falling down on top of everyone as the wild demonic Kramer does Tarzan moves swinging from the curtains as he heckles Jerrys jokes.

R.K.

Actually I heard that Jerry will be moving to California to do his own sitcom. George and Elaine go along with him and end up moving out there with him. Elaine meets a rich guy and proceeds to pamper herself. George gets a job as a critic because he worked for the Yankees, and his new boss is big Yankees fan. The Chapel rumors might be true, but Elaine will end up marrying this mystery guy. Jerry buys a huge mansion and goes out with multiple models. Meanwhile, Kramer who vowed to stay in New York (claiming that he has a "New York State of Mind"), shows up at Jerry's door now proclaiming that he is Bi-coastal and has moved in across the street. The final scene is of Jerry's new street in the early morning, where Newman is seen delivering the mail.

DS

umm, Jerry already said that this script wasn't true.

It must be true. I read it in the newspapers. And we all know you can trust the printed media because that Internet is full of rumor and innyourwindow.

[email] wrote:

That's not real. Officials have claimed it was a fake.