It's like a drug, I need those tapes

Anyone who's got em email me so we can talk bidness.

Perhaps I should be more specific. I would like to procure the entire series of Seinfeld. If you or someone you know has all or part of this series please contact me at your earliest convenience.

Hey....It IS a drug. And as we all know....the first step toward recovery is admitting you have a problem. We are here for you. Before I can process you I will need a urine sample