How Vito would explain it on Seinfeld

May 3, 2004, 4:29 PM ET14 posts by 8 posters
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Fans humorously discuss a fictional Seinfeld scenario featuring Vito from The Sopranos, using a parody of the "Yada Yada" episode format to comedically explain a sexual situation.

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poldy

Vito: We were just sitting in the car and all of a sudden it was out.

Jerry: Out?!?

Vito: Out.

Jerry: Then what happened?

Vito: We talked about the Yankees and yada, yada, yada, I got tickets for Finn and me to go see the Red Sox game.

Jerry: Didn't know you played for the other team, not that there's anything wrong with it.

dwaconpoldy

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Harrr Deee

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Greg Henrypoldy

Not that I REALLY need to understand, but I find it hard to believe that Vito could bend over in an SUV and fit his fat head behind the steering wheel in order to suck some guy's dick. Heck, for guys that fat, just bending over at all cuts off their air supply; it compresses their chest.

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dwaconGreg Henry

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Cutting off the air supply causes more powerful orgasms. That is why wearing a corset is hot for women... they can't fully inhale and while banging a woman in a corset she blasts off on a full detonation towards the outer reaches of the galaxy, exploding into a supernova and streaming back down to earth in rivulets of streaming ecstasy.

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Greg Henrydwacon

dwacon wrote:

You really need to lay off Oprah and Lifetime.

-g
dwaconGreg Henry

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chest.

the

back

Maybe I'll stop having that dream where I'm a hoagie on Oprah's desk...

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Greg Henrydwacon

dwacon wrote:

Hey homeboy, I'm down wit dat!

-g
Boho Mojambodwacon

dwacon wrote:

Boy you can really talk some trash can't you?

B.M
rericsdwacon

"dwacon" wrote in message news:...

Unless of course she's faking.

Gossett_Artrerics

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steering

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She can't *fake it*. Nobody can fake it that well.

Gossett_Artdwacon

"dwacon" wrote in message news:OHylc.47374$Qy.28913@fed1read04...

chest.

the

Danielle Steel?

Boho MojamboGossett_Art

"noone" wrote in message news:[email]...

that

steering

back

Oh, I know how to push those buttons buddy.

Dave JohnsonFlagstaff Frank

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chest.

Its not so much the lifting, its the endless searching.