A non-scientific poll:

Dec 23, 2004, 3:03 AM ET17 posts by 10 posters
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GBPackrGop

I'm assuming we all have seen the classic episode in which George gets caught peeing in the shower at the Y, right? So this has me thinking and wondering just how many people have actually done that?

As a non-scientific poll, I ask the good people here if anyone here has ever urinated in a public, or for that matter a private, shower.

You need not worry; I will not send the "pee-police" after you if you confess to having done so. :)

Of course I would be a hypocrite if I were to ask the question and not answer it myself. Yes, I admit to having done so on one occasion. I was showering after gym class in high school and couldn't hold it in long enough to finish my shower and go in the bathroom. If it's any consolation, I aimed it directly into the drain on the floor, and the water from the high-pressure nozzle flushed it down immediately.

Now that we're on this subject, a couple of points should be made. First of all, you may recall that Eileen points out that "different pipes go to different places". While that is true, and I am certainly no expert on urban sewage pipes systems, I highly doubt that the pipe that carries waste water from a public shower will carry water directly to someone's home faucet. Most likely it is taken right to the same water treatment plant that bathroom waste water is taken to. I believe Eileen's fears are somewhat misguided.

The second and final point I would like to make is about urine itself. I remember learning in I think it was 7th grade health class, that the basic chemical structure of persperation is actually very similar to that of urine. Perhaps if we happen to have a doctor or medical lab technician among us, you can tell us if this is true or not? Remember sweat is washed off of a person's skin and into the drain during a shower, so how is that any different from peeing in the shower, if in fact perspiration and urine are more or less the same thing?

I am in no way trying to advocate urinating in the shower, and generally would not recommend anyone do so. At the same time however, I see no reason to go overboard if I do see someone doing it.

LRodGBPackrGop

On 23 Dec 2004 08:03:33 GMT, [email] (GBPackrGop) wrote:

A) It's Elaine, not Eileen. 2) George is the one that said "different pipes go to different places".

"Highly doubt?" "Most likely?" We're talking mixing waste water with potable water here. Good grief, do an internet search on sanitation and get a clue. You wouldn't even be asking the question if you had.

Why not?

It's all pipes.

I'll call a plumber right now!!!

Uh, for the poll, I pee in the shower every time I take one. Madonna says it prevents athlete's foot.

- - LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

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Karl FarbmannLRod

All right, enough of the pee-pipe talk.

"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...

GBPackrGopLRod

<George is the one that said "different pipes go to different places". >

Wrong, dumb-ass. It was Elaine. Watch the fucking episode and you would know it, dickhead.You have just exposed yourself as the dumb-ass you are. You just discredited everything you may have said in your post. And your response treated me as though I'm the one who's stupid? One prone to frequent spelling errors, perhaps--as evidenced by my calling the character "Eileen"--no, I'm not a good spelling and will freely admit it. But if this is how you treat your fellow man, condescending and belittling him at every opportunity, then fuck you and everyone who even remotely looks like you!

LRodGBPackrGop

On 24 Dec 2004 07:30:37 GMT, [email] (GBPackrGop) wrote:

You can see your nipple...

on your soul.

- - LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net
Karl FarbmannLRod

Hey, Nip. Would you proofread this for me?

"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...

larsGBPackrGop

On 24 Dec 2004 07:30:37 GMT, GBPackrGop wrote:

You are making too much of it. Rather you should be grateful to The Woodbutcher for correcting your erroneus ways in such a mild and considerate manner.

Elaine is the Queen of the castle here, the one and only heroine of the show. To call her by the wrong name is giving away ignorance beyond the tolerable. It is like someone babbling about Jimi Lennon or John Hendrix in a place devoted to music. It is heathen!

The sooner someone straightens you out the better it is.

Being aware that English is not my mother tongue I frequently consult dictionaries before posting anything. If you are truly aware of being prone to poor spelling you could check too. Elaines name appears about ten times a day in this very news group.

http://www.wordreference.com/definition/a.htm

Happy Festivus to you all!

Lars Stockholm

GBPackrGoplars

<You are making too much of it. Rather you should be grateful to The Woodbutcher for correcting your erroneus ways in such a mild and considerate manner.

Elaine is the Queen of the castle here, the one and only heroine of the show. To call her by the wrong name is giving away ignorance beyond the tolerable. It is like someone babbling about Jimi Lennon or John Hendrix in a place devoted to music. It is heathen!

The sooner someone straightens you out the better it is.

Being aware that English is not my mother tongue I frequently consult dictionaries before posting anything. If you are truly aware of being prone to poor spelling you could check too. Elaines name appears about ten times a day in this very news group.

http://www.wordreference.com/definition/a.htm

Happy Festivus to you all!

Lars Stockholm

About all you have said in the above, you are correct. I sit here writing this feeling very embarressed and small. I can honestly say I don't know what exactly came over me; perhaps it would do me good to consult my doctor and have the type and dosages of my medications reevaluated.

If the person to whom I responded previously is reading this, I offer my sincere apology for the name-calling and for the curse with which I closed my last post. You did nothing to warrent either, and I am usually not one to be heard using such language.

Pardon me now, while I go and crawl back into my little maggot-infested hole and stay there for the rest of my life.

larsGBPackrGop

On 26 Dec 2004 07:27:19 GMT, GBPackrGop wrote:

Don't be too hard on yourself now. I trust the Woodbutcher can handle being called dumb-ass. I think we may have heard that attribute dealt out on the show without any severe consequences.

You showed a good sense of humour in your original poll posting, and it was well written too. Keep that up and don't hide in any infested hole. It would not be good for anyone.

Yep, I have peed in the shower too, when I was young and brave and really needy. I rarely do it nowadays but I frequently take a leak out in God's nature, under open sky. It is one of the only advantages left of being a male, is it not?

Lars Stockholm

Gossett_ArtGBPackrGop

Ever get the notion that the shower pees on us?

"GBPackrGop" wrote in message news:[email]...

Kevin V. RussellGossett_Art

"Ray McKigney" wrote in message news:[email]...

<snip> I'm not telling you if I have ever done it but urine is actually sterile.

The original Kellog (of Kellog's cornflakes) was a big beleiver in drinking the stuff. There is a movie biography starring Anthony Hopkins if you are interested.

larsKevin V. Russell

On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 01:51:57 GMT, Kevin V. Russell wrote:

Well aren't we all! A movie with Anthony Hopkins drinking urine! Why have we not heard of this before?

Straight to video? For collectors and real urine buffs.

Lars Stockholm

Kevin V. Russelllars

wrote in message news:[email]...

No, I saw it at the cinema as a double act to another film I saw.

It was called "The road to wellville".

It's actually quite funny.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111001/

rericsKevin V. Russell

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Yeah, I'd say if you go around tasting urine for sweetness you probably do have some sort of disease.

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