LIST: Elaine's list of unspongeworthy men

S07E09 The SpongeretroMar 17, 19982 years later5 posts by 4 posters
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Fans discuss Elaine's criteria for determining which men are "spongeworthy" based on The Sponge episode, adding their own suggestions like close talkers and men from certain regions.

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Haynes Lee

Elaine's list of unspongeworthy men:

  • face painters
  • George Costanza
  • U.S. Postal workers
  • mannequin designers who collect TV Guide
  • guys who are anti-choice
  • guys who talk in the third party
  • guys who don't use exclamation points!
ElvisHaynes Lee

How about close talking men... are they sponge worthy

Haynes LeeElvis

Elvis wrote:

Religious guys aren't. They can go to hell.

Doc ReeserHaynes Lee

Haynes Lee wrote:

I'd add: -guys from the UK ('he's a bounder') -guys from Seattle ('hey that's not my brown sweater')

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