Off-topic thread where a user shares a joke about Pee Wee Herman, leading to humorous replies from female posters joking about wanting to date the joke-teller.
8*****OK HEAR IT IS I REMEMRED IT!!!!!!
OK, THIS JOKE MADE ME LAFF AND LAFF AAND LAFF AND THE BAD PART IS I WAS PICKING MY NOSE WHEN I HEARD IT AND WHEN I LAFFED I POKED THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD **REALLY* HARD.
OK, HERE IT IS: BESIDES ABRAHAM LINCON, WHO IS THE ONLY OTHER AMERICAN TO GET SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD??
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ANSWER: THE GUY SITTING IN FRONT OF PEE WEE HERMAN AT THE MOVIES!!
NOW WAS"NT THAT FUNNIE???? YOU PLA DAVID H
David H Your Pal! wrote:
dear david... i think yur very funnie and i will like to be yur girlfrend if yu will like to be my boyfrend. i red all yur mesages on my chatmashine and i like yu. sinserely, steffie b.
"Steph B." wrote:
take a number steffie!
(by the way, you can't have 249-72-6413 because that number's already taken -- and don't go looking it up, mr. icepick, because it's not *really* my social security number -- i switched the 9 and the 2... so there!)
p.s. i'm not saying which 9 or which 2 either! :o�
On Tue, 05 May 1998 05:24:02 GMT, [email] ([email]) wrote:
Step aside girls, I am the right girl for David!
-Monica Peper
THANKS!!!1!!!!! I LIKE YOU TOO LETS BE CHAT PALS!!!! WOW ANOTHER FAN!!!!!! BUT BABE I CAN"T SIGN OTTO GRAPSH CAUSE IF I SINE WON FOR YOU I HAVE TO SINE WON FOR EVERY WON AND THEN WHAT WULD I DO WITH NO SPARE TIME ON YM HANDS????
YOUR PAL ADVID H (NOT THE DAVID H FROM EMORY IN THE JEFFREY SENFELT CHAT ROOM BUT THE **REAL DEALL** DAVID H HEAR!!)
Ahhhh, isn't that sweet. David's posting to himself again.
David H masturbated while he wrote a message ...
I wonder why you don't have any spare time on your hands. What are your hands doing all the time that you do not have any time FOR OTHERS with them?
******* For David's eyes only *********
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Eat Shit bastard!!!
David H Your Pal! wrote:
hi david, its me steffie b. again. i don't wwant yur atograph, just to be yur girlfrend. and my name isn not babe, its steffie. babe was a pig in a movie, i am a girl. i am 21 years old, and i like to dance and read some books, but not ones that are to hard. what do yu like to do? sinserely, steffie b.
David H Your Pal! wrote:
Sick David, and yet, pretty funny.