Thread discusses potential plot inconsistency regarding Jerry's claim about not vomiting since July 29th versus George and Elaine mentioning they've seen him throw up multiple times.
Sorry if this has been discussed here before.
Rememer when Jerry says that he hasn't thrown up since Juli 29th (I think..), and this has happend twice, don't remember what years. But in "The dog", George and Elaine talkes about how funny Jerry looks when he is throwing up, just as if they both have seen it many times.
Is it just me, or do these two things kind of collide (plot-wise)?
Absolutely.
Thanks for that SeinFaq link, pretty cool!
But, I thought in one episode that George mentioned that he had a sister. The faq mentions George's brother, but not a sister.
A little help, please?
"Dave" wrote in message news:[email]...
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George mentions he has a brother in the parking space in the 3rd season. Jerry mentions he has a sister in the Chinese Restaurant.
S.C. Harrison wrote in message news:fdnG7.24234$[email]...
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On Thu, 8 Nov 2001 15:09:48 +0800, "Tim Reece" wrote:
But those aren't inconsistancies. They never say they don't have siblings. ===================
"And what George's brother was doing in the parking space, I will never know"
"And what Jerry's sister was doing in the Chinese Restaurant, I will never know."
[with apologies to Grouch Marx]
On Thu, 08 Nov 2001 14:57:54 GMT, [email] (The News Guy(Mike)) wrote:
(Groucho)
Thanks for the URL. Btw, I have another one:
In The Wife, Kramer says he takes baths instead of showers. But in The Shower Head, Kramer must take a bath because the shower is very weak, and he says that it is disgusting, I'm sitting there in a <...> pool of my own filth... Quite weird...
I Don't know if you made the FAQ, but it could be added :)
Michiel Sypkens Smit wrote:
There's also the episode where he has Puddy tell him how to install a garbage disposal in the shower so he can cook and clean at the same time. It seems like he hates the bath, yet at one point he ONLY takes baths...what a weird world...
Andy(atuc.com), hates seeing flaws in the perfect things
On Thu, 08 Nov 2001 08:35:10 -0500, Andrew Hall wrote:
Maybe he's forgetting stuff, because he took one in the head, back in 1979...
And not to mention the hot tub...
In article , [email] says...
But that was super heated water. Nothing could live in there.
It's like a human bacteria frappe.
Dave (I've used that line in RL.)
Interesting tangential topic ..... what other lines have we Seinfeld fans allowed to infiltrate our everyday conversations? Consciously or unconsciously is fine.
Myself, I tend to work 'em around a bit, but lately it's been "giddyup", "your dark master, the cocoa bean", and when I've completed a project, I'll say "... and it really didn't take that long, either" -- a'la George when he laid claim to designing the new addition to the Guggenheim.
I KNOW I can't be the only one afflicted with the curious disorder. Fess up!
"That's a shame" - Funny to me, not to the recipient though
"S.C. Harrison" wrote in message news:...
I've used "That's not going to be good for business" quite often (works better when you know someone else will respond with "That's not going to be good for anybody"). And from the same episode, if someone suggests fast food I sometimes correct them: "It's not fast food--good food served quickly". I also occasionally say "Sweet fancy Moses".
A former coworker had a lot of hair in dreadlocks and as a result she couldn't wear hats, so we told her she had a "giant freak head". :-)
"S.C. Harrison" writes:
"Well lets start the insanity" - whenever commencing anything unwise I've also been know to order "a big salad"
I say "Serenity Now!" in traffic sometimes. It gets funny looks and therefore eases the tension.
Andy(atuc.com), is usually a peaceful man...usually
Gareth Owen wrote:
On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 15:57:25 -0500, Andrew Hall wrote:
Whenever I say "serenity now" in front of my brother, he answers "serenity now, insanity later". Seinlines are much better when you have someone to say them with.
Sophie
:o I'm jealous. I have no one to bounce off of... :(
Andy(atuc.com), is too bummed to think of a good line here
Wanna find one. Tomorrow at work, utter an obscure Seinfeld line out loud and see who's eye you catch.
Dave (worked for me.)
"Dave" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:[email]...
What line(s) are you about to try out tomorrow ? Just wondering what you could say at a working place to find some Seinfeld freaks. *g*
Christian \"Schoussi\" Schuster wrote:
I've called people low-talkers and high-talkers and I usually catch an eye or two.
Dave (close-talkers too.)
My smoke break buddy at work is also a big Seinfeld fan. When it's breaktime I call him, he picks up, I say "G-g-g", he says, "D-d-d" we both hang up and meet at the escalator.
Dave (he's a hipster doofus.)
On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 16:01:10 -0500, Dave wrote:
(with apologies to Rava)
Not a big fan. A fan.
That's what a fan is! There are no small fans and big fans!
. . . there are only Seinfeld fans! ..Ask anyone! . . .
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Dave - you SMOKE?!?!?!
Um, if I may quote scripture;
George: Hey. (pointing) Corbin Bernsen.
Corbin Bernsen: How ya doing?
George: Big fan! Big fan.
Corbin Bernsen: Yeah.
Oh god, I feel like Keith Hernandez.
Dave (look away, I'm hideous.)
In article
This one has been bugging me for quite some time. Does anyone recall the name of the episode in which this instance of George pretending to be an architect occured? Weren't Jerry and George staging a fake "running into each other after many years apart" in the coffee shop as their intended victim looked on?
My office mate and I address each other using "Hey buddy".
On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 22:41:05 -0000, [email] (Mark Mellin) wrote:
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The first episode in which George pretends to be an architect is The StakeoutThe first show aired in Season 1. - May, 1990 =====================================
Jerry: What do you do? George: I'm an *architect*. Jerry: You're an *architect*? George: I'm not? Jerry: I don't see architecture comin from you... George: I suppose *you* could be an architect... Jerry: I never said that I was the architect. Just somethin' else... George: Alright, she's not even gonna ask, if we *see* her, which is remote.
(later). . . . .
George: I'm, uh, I'm an architect Vanessa: Really. What do you design? George: Uh, railroads, uh... Vanessa: I thought engineers do that. George: They can...
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In The Race, Dec 1994 where the fake meeting took place. =================== GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about twenty-eight right around the time I made my first million. You know what they say. The first million is the hardest one. JERRY: yeah, yeah. LOIS: What do you do? GEORGE: I'm an architect. LOIS: Have you designed any buildings in New York? GEORGE: Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim? LOIS: You did that? GEORGE: Yep. And it didn't take very long either.
In article [email] (The News Guy(Mike)) writes:
Ah, thank you! Thanks also for recently adding the script.
"S.C. Harrison" wrote in message news:8R5I7.37031$[email]...
I'll
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Susie is always fun to use in the workplace, especially when something goes wrong....
"Paul, do you know anything about this?" "No! I think you'll find that's Susie's department." "Oh, ok...........wait a minute, who's Susie?" "She's a fictitious character within a fictional TV show about nothing." "So she has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm talking about?" "Yeah that's right."
On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 09:37:08 GMT, "S.C. Harrison" wrote:
My god - too many too even count. If a day goes by without at least 10, I'd be surprised. And if I'm with one particular friend or my son, it probably is every few minutes.
How about Seinfeld incidents? How often do Seinfeld-like incidents happen to you? Last week, in a restaurant, people arriving after us kept getting seated. Finally, I said, "Cot-light!" ("Cartwright") - and my buddy knew exactly what it meant.
Favorite utterances of the moment Hoochie-Mama Giddyup Serenity now She's got shicksappeal Take da pen!
and of course, a Kramer like "Yeaaaahhh" (which often ends a particularly fast and reckless downhill ski or whitewater rapid run)
"S.C. Harrison" wrote in message news:8R5I7.37031$[email]...
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things" "And, yadda, yadda, yadda..."
Lee
I don't know if this is an original Seinfeld-ism, but lately I've found myself using the phrase "Let's start the insanity!" a lot.
It's from "The Non-fat Yogurt":
Kramer: Hey, I tell you what, Chubs. If that yogurt has fat in it, I will put myself on an all-yogurt-diet *snaps fingers* for a week!
Jerry: Well, let's start the insanity.
Kramer: Ggggiddy-up!
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Seinfeld fan
I'll
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On Thu, 15 Nov 2001 23:54:35 GMT, "Seinfeld fan" wrote:
There was a diet guru called Susan Powter (she must be doing something, somewhere, but I haven't seen her in years). Her first infomercial advertised a program called "stop the insanity". It was funny of Jerry to say "start the insanity" because Kramer talked about going on a diet and because Susan Powter was about as hyperactive as Kramer in her informercials.
Sophie