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I think the funniest line was when someone from New York Times called Jerry. It went:

NYT: Would you be interested in a subscription to New York Times Jerry: (Excitedly) Says Yes! And hangs up the phone

Personally, I didn't really find that funny because the telemarketors (sp?) question was very unrealistic. They rarely (if ever) ask yes or no questions like that. They always say things like "...will you be using Mastercard or Visa?", or "...if I can just verify your address, we'll send it right out to you".

I still love the message left on Jerry's answering machine....

"Jerry, this is Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner came by, George is dead. Call me. "

Jim

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OJz a Liar wrote:

I don't remember that, but what I DO remember is: