Somethings Missing Here

May 3, 2003, 3:31 AM ET23 posts by 13 posters
Question

Fans discuss the logic of the chicken/rooster/hen scenario from the episode, debating who has sex with which bird.

23 posts
George.com

you have the chicken, the rooster and the hen. The rooster goes with the hen, so who's having sex with the chicken?

Cem TuralGeorge.com

"George.com" wrote in message news:b8vrad$g64$[email]...

They're all chicken. The rooster has sex with all of them.

JoeCem Tural

"Cem Tural" wrote in message news:b8vsr8$dvjs1$[email]...

That's perverse.

Scott PJoe

On Sat, 03 May 2003 08:37:53 GMT, "Joe" wrote:

Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it?

mzmeryzeScott P

"Scott P" wrote in message news:[email]...

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She's heard of the Merlot.

Joemzmeryze

"mzmeryze" wrote in message news:sgUsa.8573$[email]...

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That line always reminds me of a dinner I once had with my parents and a girl I was dating at the time. My father loudly declares

"Wine? I think I'd like to try that Merlot!"

Of course he pronounced it just as it is spelled. I love my dad so much.

JTDJoe

"Joe" wrote in message news:9UUsa.477201$Zo.105246@sccrnsc03...

My girlfriend and I went to a nice classy restaurant for a drink after seeing a play. She decided on a glass of Merlot. The waiter asked her which kind, and she said, "The red one."

I love my girlfriend :)

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George.comScott P

"Scott P" wrote in message news:[email]...

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somethings missing here.

you're right, something is missing.

ScottScott P

I love merlot! I live for merlot!

On Sat, 03 May 2003 14:22:57 -0400, Scott P wrote:

Cem TuralScott

We are out of merlot!

"Scott" wrote in message news:[email]...

the

George.comScott

you couldn't smooth a silk sheet with a hot babe

rob

"Scott" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Geo. C.George.com

Why do all of the threads in this group degenerate into nothing more than people quoting lines from the show? Does anyone out there have an original thought, or are you all just closet Trekkies?

"George.com" wrote in message news:b8vrad$g64$[email]... > you have the chicken, the rooster and the hen. The rooster goes with the > hen, so who's having sex with the chicken?
JoeGeo. C.

"Geo. C." wrote in message news:b91gqv$lha$[email]...

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Well, it WAS a show about nothing. Honestly I'm not sure what you want here, this group has been around a looong time. If you don't like it well, Usenet is a big place. Try something else.

Mike DoskasGeo. C.

The show's death took place in the shadow of new life. It's not really dead if we find a way to remember it.

schumyGeo. C.

"Geo. C." wrote in message news:...

What is that?

Star Trek II?

The Wrath of Khan.

Kramer and I saw it last night. Spock dies, they wrap him up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bow of the ship in that big sunglasses case.

That was a hell of a thing when Spock died.

Geo. C.schumy
Q.E.D.

"schumy" wrote in message news:[email]...

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original

Scott PGeo. C.

On Sat, 3 May 2003 17:50:08 -0500, "Geo. C." wrote:

Serenity Now!!!!!

Cem TuralScott P

"Scott P" wrote in message news:[email]...

original

That doesn't work, Scott. Serenity now, insanity later.

JoeCem Tural

"Cem Tural" wrote in message news:b93gkk$eslh7$[email]...

than

Hootchie Mama!!! Hootchie Mama!!!

John TwernboldGeo. C.

Well, we can't ALL start extraordinarly insightful threads about... George squinting?

http://tinyurl.com/ay8b

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
TheNewsGuy(Mike)Geo. C.

On Sat, 3 May 2003 17:50:08 -0500, "Geo. C." wrote:

If I had a dime for everyoriginal thought actually posted on this group... [laughing] I'd be broke.

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"Geo. C." wrote in message news:...

Here is IMO the better thread I ever started: http://tinyurl.com/azfm No one replies. It could have been a very creative thread.

And here is IMO the most moronic thread I ever started: http://tinyurl.com/azfa I don't even remember why I posted it. It got 44 replies.

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May I add a 45th reply? Well, here it is:)

-I got it. She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident, and they grafted her big toes on. They do it everyday.