Finish this, please... "I don't wanna be a _______"

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episode.

whiny

and

'But I don't wanna be a cowboy.'

Kramer to Jerry's shoes to the shoe store and all he had left was a pair of cowboy boots. Kramer tells him he looks like a cowboy and Jerry responds accordingly.

Don...

He has used it in two episodes:

I don't wanna be a Cowboy, and I don't wanna be a Pirate

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episode.

______ and

cowboy

he also once said "But I don't wanna be a pirate" too

Cable Boy. It's the episode when Kramer is going to get Jerry illegal cable in his apartment.

Don

______ >and he responds with the above. Please someone put this to rest so I can finish

It's "cowboy". But there's also another one that he's said before, but I don't remember what it was exactly.

"But, I don't wanna be Sweden!" - Jerry, in reference to Kramer and Neuman keeping their RISK game in Jerry's apartment.

JASON

Swizerland, not Sweden.

Michael Alexander

Also, when Jerry had to wear the puffy shirt, Kramer told him he looked like a pirate. Jerry responded, "Well I don't wanna be a pirate!"

Michael Alexander

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didn't Kramer say "I don't wanna be the assman" when he picked up his plates?

In the "puffy shirt" episode, he said "I don't wanna be a pirate." In the "Jon Voight's car" episode, he said, "I don't wanna be a cowboy."

He also syas "Pirate" Puffy shirt episode

It's "cowboy." When Jerry's sneakers are stolen by Mom and Pop and he has to wear cowboy boots b/c he stepped in something with his last pair of sneakers, Kramer tells him he looks like a cowboy. Jerry responds, "Well I don't wanna be a cowboy!"

Michael Alexander

"...big flat noodle"?

In article , "Ken Sosnowski" wrote:

"I don't want to be a _pirate_" is the most nasal, whiny, Jerry voice ever. Classic Seinfeld moment.......gotta appreciate it.....

seinfeld lovers unite..

I believe this was the episode in which Jerry agreed to wear a frilly, puffy-sleeved shirt on the "Today" show, as a favor to the woman Kramer was dating. Very funny. BTW, when DOESN'T Jerry whine?! ___________

Jerry also says: "I don't wanna be a cowboy!" it's the episode where Kramer takes all Jerry's tennis shoes to the "mom & pop" store and thereboy forces Jerry to wear some old cowboy boots he has.

-brm

Pirate. (From the "puffy shirt" episode). I believe he also didn't want to be a cowboy, in another episode (referring to cowboy boots vs. sneakers).