let's all ignore daviv h.PLEEEASE

*********8*****ATTENTION GOOD PEOPLE OF THE REAL WORLD CHATROOM*****

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE MORE AND MORE MEAN PEOPLE HERE ARE BEING STRIKEN DOWN ONE BY ONE BY EACH OTHER KIND OF LIKE ON ANIMAL PLANET WHEN THE WHEN THE LIONS START EATING EACH OTHER.

NOW IS A GOOD TIME FOR THE NICE PEOPLE HERE TO HAVE FUN AND PLAY A GAME I THINK WE SHOULD DO A ROLEPLAY OF STAR WARS MY FAVORITE MOVIE.

I WILL BE R2D2 THE NICEST ROBOT IN THE GALAXY AND SMUGRAD--THE GUY WITH PICTURES OF GUYS IN THEIR UNDERWHERE ON HIS CHATMACHINGE--WILL BE THE WOOKY.

R2D2 (THATS ME DAVID H): BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ("QUIT BEING MEAN TO ME").

WOOKY (THATS SMUGRAD): BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ( THATS SMUGRAD BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN AND NOONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT HES SAYING AS USUAL).

R2D2 (ME AGAIN): BEEP-BEEP-BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPE ("I HOPE YOU GO TO TACO BELL FOR LUNCH AND GET CHRONIC DIARHEA AND IT RUINS YOUR LOVE LIFE FOREVER").

OK NOW ITS TIME FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO CHOOSE A CHARACTER FROM STAR WARS THE MOVIE AND PRETEND. I THINK MLCOMPTON ANOTHER MEANIE SHOULD BE DARTH VADER.

******PLEASE HELP****

NOW I THINK IVE MESSED UP THE CHATMACHINE AND ITS NOT SENDING MESSAGES THE WAY IT USED TO. I DO'NT EVEN SEE MY NAME ANY MORE ALL THESE BUTTONS LOOK ALIKE AND MY FRIEND TOLD ME THIS NEW WAY AND NOW IM COMPLETELY LOST SO IF YOU CAN HELP ME PLEASE DO.

I AM GOING TO USE THE OLD WAY AND I HOPE THIS ONE COMES OUT OK. MY GUIDENCE COUNSELOR WAS RIGHT CAUSE I AM A SLOW LEARNER BUT IM REAL NICE EVEN IF I PAY THE PRICE FOR MEDIOCRTIY EVERY DAY.

PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN I KNOW THERE MUST BE SOME MORE NICE AND SMART PEOPLE OUT THERE.

YOUR PAL, DAVID H.

David H wrote in message ...

<snippage>

Now who's the psychopath?

Um . . .you are?

-c (was that a trick question?)

I thought it was really funny. Good to have a sense of humour, no?

In article , "David H" wrote:

See that key that says "off?" Press it and stare at your monitor until something happens. That should do the trick.

What the hell is this cross-posted crap? Does it mean anything to anyone? Jim Rice is it? Please get a grip.

David H wrote: <snip all caps drivel>

His headers were: Path: [address]

From: "David H" Newsgroups:alt.tv.real-world, alt.tv.road-rules, alt.tv.seinfeld, rec.sport.football.college Subject: Re: let's all ignore daviv h.PLEEEASE Date: 5 Apr 1998 15:13:34 GMT Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Lines: 29 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: C:[email] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1161 Xref: news20.bellglobal.com alt.tv.real-world:52860 alt.tv.road-rules:7767 alt.tv.seinfeld:83204 rec.sport.football.college:335955

Jonathan

******ATTENTION EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET*8******

IM SO SORRY I DID'NT MEAN TO POST A MESSAGE TO SEINFELT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT THE OTHERS WERE'NT AND ITS A LONG STORY BELIEVE ME BUT EVERYONE IN REAL WORLD WAS BEING MEAN TO ME AND THEN GOT PEOPLE IN ROAD RULES AND THE FOOTBALL GROUP TO PICK ON ME TOO. SENDFELD WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR.

I AM A NICE PERSON AND I HAVE THIS NEW CHATMACHINE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE ANYONE MAD ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO DID NOT DO MEAN THINGS TO ME SO IM SORRY. SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS IF YOU WANT TO BUT IF YOU HATE ME YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO STAND IN LINE BUT I DO HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS IN REAL WORLD WHO LIKE ME CAUSE THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE LIKE ME.

I AM AVAILABLE SO IF YOU KNOW ANY GIRLS AROUND 21 PLEASE SEND THEM MY WAY THERE ARE LOTS OF GIRLS IN REAL WORLD WHO LIKE ME TOO I CAN JUST TELL.

ALL I WANTED TODO WAS MAKE FREINDS IN REAL WORLD AND FIND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON AND NOW MY WHOLE LIFE IS IN TURMOIL BECAUSE OF THIS AND THE ACCIDENT WITH GRANDMA WHICH WAS'NT EVEN MY FAULT BUT THAT STUPID COP KEEPS DRIVING BY EVERYTIME IM IN THE YARD AND STARES AT ME.

ALL I WANT IS FOR NOONE TO HATE ME AND FOR THE MEAN PEOPLE TO LEAVE ME ALONE OK. I DO'NT THINK THATS ASKING TOO MUCH DO YOU.

DAVID H

In article , James Rice wrote:

What the hell is Seinfelt?! Good lord is Jerry hanging out with Woody Allen now?

******ATTENTION EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET*8******

IM SO SORRY I DID'NT MEAN TO POST A MESSAGE TO SEINFELT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT THE OTHERS WERE'NT AND ITS A LONG STORY BELIEVE ME BUT EVERYONE IN REAL WORLD WAS BEING MEAN TO ME AND THEN GOT PEOPLE IN ROAD RULES AND THE FOOTBALL GROUP TO PICK ON ME TOO. SENDFELD WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR.

I AM A NICE PERSON AND I HAVE THIS NEW CHATMACHINE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE ANYONE MAD ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO DID NOT DO MEAN THINGS TO ME SO IM SORRY. SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS IF YOU WANT TO BUT IF YOU HATE ME YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO STAND IN LINE BUT I DO HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS IN REAL WORLD WHO LIKE ME CAUSE THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE LIKE ME.

I AM AVAILABLE SO IF YOU KNOW ANY GIRLS AROUND 21 PLEASE SEND THEM MY WAY THERE ARE LOTS OF GIRLS IN REAL WORLD WHO LIKE ME TOO I CAN JUST TELL.

ALL I WANTED TODO WAS MAKE FREINDS IN REAL WORLD AND FIND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON AND NOW MY WHOLE LIFE IS IN TURMOIL BECAUSE OF THIS AND THE ACCIDENT WITH GRANDMA WHICH WAS'NT EVEN MY FAULT BUT THAT STUPID COP KEEPS DRIVING BY EVERYTIME IM IN THE YARD AND STARES AT ME.

ALL I WANT IS FOR NOONE TO HATE ME AND FOR THE MEAN PEOPLE TO LEAVE ME ALONE OK. I DO'NT THINK THATS ASKING TOO MUCH DO YOU.

DAVID H

Ummm..."James Rice" or "David H." or Whomever you are claiming to be... Do you think you could just give it up? Your messages are pointless and inflamatory...I think you truly know that. If you enjoy writing to this Newsgoup, why don't you send some insightful letters about MTV's The Real World(the original subject of this NG)and your reaction to that subject, instead of this malarky.... And if you feel the burning desire to continue your present type of thread, why don't you start an "alt chatroom" of your own? Any suggestions for names? :) Thanks for listening James, or David, or whatever...try not to reply to the Newsgroup unless it is relevant to the subjects at hand. A

On Sun, 5 Apr 1998 18:42:46 GMT, Alison Rubin wrote:

Alison, how are his messages inflammatory??? Maybe I'm weird, but as a reader of both the Real-World and Road-Rules newsgroups, I enjoy David's off-topic and "pointless" messages. They are admittedly silly, but who cares.

-MoNicA "Where is fancy bread, in the heart or in the head?" -Willy Wonka

Please, David. I'm concerned about you. What happened to your grandmother? Are you going to need us to set up a defense fund?

In article , "David H" wrote:

Can I be the Emperor? I mean if I'm going to be in such good company as SMU & ML I might as well rule over them too.

In article , [email] (Jeff) wrote:

Thanks... I was expecting Hand Solo... so that's a step up. =)

Very truly yours,

Ron --- who notes that calling Kathy, Princess Laia is just plain wrong. =)

On Mon, 06 Apr 1998 21:42:38 -0600, [email] wrote:

ok Ron, that's funny. SICK, but funny!

-MoNicA "Where is fancy bread, in the heart or in the head?" -Willy Wonka