3 Blonds & Counting1

So far 3 blonds have been spotted on Seinfeld: Susan,Helen Slater, and Smoopsee. There must be more as I said before. We should keep a watchful eye out for flaxen haired charmers on the show. The fate of Western civilization is hanging in the balance.

The "do you mean the panties your mother laid out for you" woman was also blonde.

What about the model from first class, wasn't she blond?

Oh, and susan counts as at least 5. She is a different Character (named Susan) every time, therefore a different person altogether

In [email] (SKGWannabe) writes:

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George's Susan is 5 different characters?? Are you sure? (or is this another Susan?)

-Simonfeld d:| ?

[email] (SKGWannabe) wrote:

David A. Tharp ([email]) wrote:

I'm not sure, but wasn't the woman who Jerry thought was Chinese also a blond?

[email] (Mike Selhorn) writes:

Yes, Im definitely sure she was.

also: What about The Girl who 1)Laughed Like Elmer Fudd on a juicer?
			      2)The Girl Jerry thought was kissing his Cousin
                              3)The Dirty talker ?

Aha! Dilligent work on the part of a Seinfeld poster has unearthed another flaxen haired beuty. Keep up the good work & pore over those old taped episodes. The hunt continues!

In article [email] (David A. Tharp) writes:

I don't know if you already have this, but : Tia from the pick, Jerry's mom, George's girlfriend from the outing(who will kill herself if he breaks up with her), the girl George is trying to hit on at the end of The Virgin who says "You're writing a sitcom? How can you write that crap?" are blond. one I'm not sure about is the waitress at the diner from the bubbleboy.

-Ted Weiman "My little man is an idiot"

On todays episode, the head chef at the restraunt that Russel (NBC pres.)eats at was blond. She's the one that comments on Elain's shoes that she bought at some expensive store. Also, it's the one were George looks at Russel's daughter's cleavage......HEY, there's another. She was blond too (Russel's 15 year-old daughter). Come to think of it, I remeber Russel dating a blond woman. It was the episode were George was trying to negotiate the contract for the sitcom pilote. He lost the job, but then he went to Russel's appartment, and Russel was about to have dinner with his "girlfriend" who was blond. There ya go....3 more blonds.

It is? What about redheads? (The far superior hair color.) The only one I can remember was the accountant with the chopsticks in her hair. I love that actress, but don't remember her name...

-Jen

Blondes on Seinfeld So far mentioned: 1)Schmoopie 2)Fungus cream woman 3) Donna Chan (The "Chinese Woman") 4)Helen Slater 5)Susan

I'd like to add: 6)Sandra - Elaine's secretary that Jerry talks dirty to 8)Lola - the Handicapped Woman 8)Olive - the back scratcher (or am I misaken) 9) Geopge's pianist girlfriend

Regarding the Redheads on Seinfeld, there is George's Accountant girlfriend (who has a nervous breakdown) and George's Secretary (who plays Beth on NewsRadio) But my favorite (and in my humble opinion the most beautiful of Jerry's lost loves) is: Mulva (Dolores, or whatever you want to call her) - her hair is perhaps more Auburn than Red but hey who's quibbling. How could Jerry let her get away

Jerry D

Didn't Marlee Matlin dye her hair blonde for her role (tennis ball retriever)?

The clevage episode was on tonight and that's one of the funnier Seinfeld's. It's the one where George is caught looking at the NBC producer's clevage as she's leaning over tying her shoes. So they think they can get the producer to look at clevage too, but they don't think Elaine is the one. Jerry says Elaine has the "complete package" (I'll say!) but not the rack needed or something to that extent. To which Elaine replies "I can put asses in the seats" and proceeds to show clevage to the NBC producer as he's dining at a restaurant. It was one of the funnier scenes, Elaine trying to attract this guy.

It was also the "Snub" episode, where Kramer snubs an old girlfriend of Jerry's.

--Bill

"Cleavage is like the sun, you don't stare at it, you get a glimpse then look away!" -Jerry

Justin Tribble

[email](Bill Bride) wrote:

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it is spelled CLEAVAGE. EA EA EA. got it?

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Otis B. Driftwood: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her?
                   Because she reminded me of you.
Mrs. Claypool:     Really.
Otis B. Driftwood: Of course. That's why I'm sitting here with you.
                   Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat,
                   your lips. Everything about you reminds me of you...except you.
                   How do you account for that?
                   If she figures that one out she's good.
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In [email] (Mrs. Claypool) writes:

Why didn't you correct the header too, Snapperhead. Sheesh!

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throat,

you...except you.

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[email](Bill Bride) wrote:

 i figured he'd never find it if i spelled it properly (grin).
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Otis B. Driftwood: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her?
                   Because she reminded me of you.
Mrs. Claypool:     Really.
Otis B. Driftwood: Of course. That's why I'm sitting here with you.
                   Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat,
                   your lips. Everything about you reminds me of you...except you.
                   How do you account for that?
                   If she figures that one out she's good.
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Hey people, keep ahold of the thread here... It's what blondes did Jerry date? Not what blondes were on the show.

Now, to add my blonde: The O-Henry heiress (The Bra episode)

ThatBobGuy

In article , [email] wrote:

Has anyone said Tia, from "The Pick"?

-Ted Weiman "We're not Men"

Jennifer M. Blaske wrote

I don't remember her. But another redhead on the show was "News Radio's" Vicki Lewis, who played George's secretary he was having sex with in the office.

wasn't susan's friend who brought jerry a crate of the wrong spicy sauce a redhead?

uday

Elaine's mutton eating cousin.

In article , [email] says...

Wasn't Chang blonde?

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Don't forget the lady who lent her toothbrush to Jerry (and broke up with him because he wouldn't use it). There was also the fungus-lady.

-Simonfeld d:]

The cop who gave jerry a truth test about melrose place was also blond

uday

Last week spotted a couple of blonds on Seinfeld! In the "Outing" episode george had a girlfriend he wanted to get rid of sooooo he allowed her to think he was Gay. In the "cleavage" episode and old girl friend of Jerry's wanted Elaine's shoes, she too was blond.

So far boys & girls we have spotted 5 blonds on the show. Keep up the good work.

Three more blondes for your selection

1. Bonnie, who George was going out with during the SuperBowl and tried to engage in a menage-a-twar with her roommate

• The roommate who Jerry liked during the switch (another menage-a-twar)

• The policewoman who didn't believe Jerry didn't watch Melrose Place

was the Low Talker a blond?

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I happen to be wearing Alpo underwear.

tried

menage-a-twar)

Place

What is a menage-a-trois? (or twar)

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The flinty eyed members of this newsgroup have now ferreted out 6 flaxen haired beautys. Western civilization is saved!!!