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S09E12 The Reverse PeepholeliveJan 19, 19984 days later4 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Poster praises Jerry Seinfeld for not selling out like Joe Montana did, and offers spec scripts and episode notes in exchange for a Porsche, threatening to pitch ideas to Michael Richards instead.

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Even Joe Montana sold out and spent those pathetic few years at Kansas City.  I
knew I liked Jerry!
By the way Mr. Seinfeld, I was just about to have my agent attempt to open a
freelance channel with you- but now that you've decided to go it won't happen.
I have a completed spec and a thick file of notes- probably 4 to 5 episodes
worth.  The individual elements comprising this stuff could easily and
seamlessly be plugged into just about any conceivable episode (kind of like
bolting a turbo onto a certain legendary air-cooled, rear-mounted flat six).
Its raw rocket fuel in a can.   I'll let it all go in exchange for one of your
Porsches (provided you promise to bite into a number two pencil and toss it
into the glove box before handing the car over).
Lets make arrangements -or I'll be forced to turn what I have into a Michael
Richards' vehicle- and that's no substitute for a Porsche.   SCH
[email]
 Even Joe Montana sold out and spent that pathetic stint at Kansas City.  I
knew I liked Jerry!
By the way Mr. Seinfeld, I was just about to have my agent attempt to open a
freelance channel with you- but now that you've decided to go it won't happen.
I have a completed spec and a thick file of notes- probably 4 to 5 episodes
worth.  The individual elements comprising this stuff could easily and
seamlessly be plugged into just about any conceivable episode (kind of like
bolting a turbo onto a certain legendary air-cooled, rear-mounted flat six).
Its raw rocket fuel in a can.   I'll let it all go in exchange for one of your
Porsches (provided you promise to bite into a number two pencil and toss it
into the glove box before handing the car over).
Lets make arrangements -or I'll be forced to turn what I have into a Michael
Richards' vehicle- and that's no substitute for a Porsche.   SCH
[email]
  Even Joe Montana sold out and spent those pathetic few years at Kansas City.
I knew I liked Jerry!
By the way Mr. Seinfeld, I was just about to have my agent attempt to open a
freelance channel with you- but now that you've decided to go it won't happen.
I have a completed spec and a thick file of notes- probably 4 to 5 episodes
worth.  The individual elements comprising this stuff could easily and
seamlessly be plugged into just about any conceivable episode (kind of like
bolting a turbo onto a certain legendary air-cooled, rear-mounted flat six).
Its raw rocket fuel in a can.   I'll let it all go in exchange for one of your
Porsches (provided you promise to bite into a number two pencil and toss it
into the glove box before handing the car over).
Lets make arrangements -or I'll be forced to turn what I have into a Michael
Richards' vehicle- and that's no substitute for a Porsche.   SCH
[email]

Ah yes. Joe Montana. Mr. "Three million dollars for each touchdown". He bought in the fans, but KC already has soldout games every year, and they keep LOSING at the end.