The best Estelle Costanza line

Jan 2, 2001, 12:48 PM ET15 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Fans share their favorite Estelle Costanza quotes, with her line from "The Contest" about treating his body like an amusement park being highlighted as a standout moment.

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Ramsey Ramsamoedjalt.tv.seinfeld

The best Estelle Costanza line must be from 'The Contest':

"I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park".

*ROFLMAO*

Ramsey.

I've always liked "You know...I was thinking today. I never liked those Seinfelds anyway. HE's an idiot altogether!"

Jamie

"Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew. And so we danced. And I burned for her.
Steve EmeryN.F.alt.tv.seinfeld

I like the scene in the finale:

Estelle: You know how to write? Frank: Without the writing, you have nothing. You're the ones that make them look good. Estelle: Since when do you know how to write? I never saw you write anything. George: Ma?! Estelle: I don't know how you're going to write all those shows. And where are you get all the ideas? Frank: Would you leave him alone? You'll shatter his confidence! George: I don't need any ideas. It's a show about nothing. Estelle: Nothing. Please. I'll tell you the truth - the whole thing sounds pretty stupid to me.

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Pen Cap ChewN.F.alt.tv.seinfeld

Yeah, that's a great one too. Then the way Frank sits down real slow afterwards is priceless.

N.F. wrote in message news:[email]...

Frank is teaching George about bra's, as he's going to start a new job selling them. Estelle goes to get a bra. Frank says something like:

"How long does it take to get a brah? You ask me to get a couple of underwear, I be back in two seconds"

After watching the episode a couple of times I realised how incredibly funny Frank is when he says that. Probably just a personal thing.

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jesus fishDan Westalt.tv.seinfeld

"Dan West" wrote in :

    ......yeah that's good, but it just floors me everytime when
          her response to a particularly over-the-top rant by
          Frank is a TOTAL deadpan ; "Allright Frank that's enough."
John Lawjesus fishalt.tv.seinfeld

(On the telephone)

Estelle: "You love my son?"

Susan: "Yes!"

[pause]

Estelle: "May I aask why?"

John Law, Hexham, Northumberland, UK
homerr..2KJohn Lawalt.tv.seinfeld

Perfect, John!! I'd forgotten that one, but it had me on the floor the first time I heard it!

homerr.. Tri-Valley, CA

John Law wrote in message ...

The ultimate (not sure if it has been mentioned yet):

"I go out for a quart of milk, I come back, and find my son treating his body like it was an *amusement* park!"

"What am I gonna do with all these sandwiches?"

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