Fake Seinfeld movies

Death Blow Prognosis Negative Agent Zero Brown Eyed Girl The Muted Heart Rochelle, Rochelle Sack Lunch

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Slatconsulting wrote:

Agent Zero [The Pool Guy] Barcelona [The Engagement] Blame it on the Rain [The Calzone] Brown-Eyed Girl [The Pool Guy] Blimp-The Hindenburg Story [The Puerto Rican Day] Checkmate [The Pool Guy][The Movie] Chunnel [The Pool Guy] Chow Fun [The Pool Guy] Cold Fusion [The Bizarro Jerry] Cry, Cry Again [The Little Kicks] Cupid's Rifle [The Pool Guy] Death Blow [The Little Kicks] Firestorm [The Pool Guy] Means to an End [The Calzone] Mountain High [The Pool Guy] The Muted Heart [The Engagement] The Pain and the Yearning Ponce De Leon [The Dog] Prognosis Negative [The Dog] The Other Side of Darkness [The Comeback] Rochelle, Rochelle [The Movie] Sack Lunch [The English Patient] Year of the Comet [The Pool Guy]

Sir, I tip my cap to you.

Search the posts from a few months back if you can. There was a long thread about fake movies in Seinfeld.

That wasn't a fake... it was, however, the worlds worst movie.. look it up.

homerr.. bachelor#3

Not a _fake_ movie. "The worst movie ever made".

Isn't it "Rachelle, Rachelle", as in the french girl name ?

"The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

I suspect there are multiple ways to spell that name. Personally, I've only seen it as "Rochelle".

As for the spelling used in the Seinfield episodes for this movie/musical, I think it was shown in print a few times. Anyone with that episode on tape or CD wanna take a peek and confirm it?

If it's the name then its Rachelle (my first language is french)...

John Twernbold wrote:

In this case, it's Rochelle. In a different episode when the gang is standing outside a theater (I think they were there to see "Checkmate", but I can't recall the episode), there's a movie poster on the wall for "Rochelle, Rochelle" It's definitely an 'o'.

Dave wrote:

It is "Rochelle, Rochelle" in Seinfeld and that is a take off of the actual 1968 film; "Rachel, Rachel" with Joanne Woodward directed by her husband, Paul Newman

And...? Why do you assume her name uses the French spelling rather than the German?

Remember, names can be spelled differently depending on the nationality of the person. Or the whims of the parent. I realize France has its "approved list of names" tradition, but people from other countries (including a fictional character on an American television show) are not required to use your versions.

I'm just glad you didn't attribute your quoted text to "Jean". ;-)

Well I didn't know that it could be spelled Rochelle in German. And don't get so angry at French people, I'm not even from France !

John Twernbold wrote:

Huh? I'm not at all angry at French people. I was merely responding to your repeated (and incorrect) claims that the name could only spelled as "Rachelle", and that you were correct since French is your first language.

Anybody mention the "Muted Heart"?

tommy

Best fake titles:

• Sack Lunch

2.Blimp - The Hindenburg Story... 3.Rochelle, Rochelle.

wouter

The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message news:[email]...

I don't remember the context where this was discussed in The Engagement, but there is a 1994 Whit Stillman film of that title. Is it possible they were discussing that?

"Tod Friendly" wrote in message news:9bsg2n$7ip$[email]...

the poster for the real movie is seen in the lobby of theater where "Firestorm" and "The Muted Heart" are playing.

REAL movie: poster visible in lobby of theater showing "Firestorm" and "The Muted Heart"

Jerry sees this movie in [The Engagement]

discussed by George and Elaine on line in [The Movie]

REAL movie: poster visible in [The Movie]

also for the REAL movie list: "I Picari" movie poster is clearly visible in [The Movie]

Ozmodiar wrote:

Thank you very much.

I value corrections and additions and I will make the changes.

Mike

Isn't Year of the Comet a real movie?

Slatconsulting a �crit :

I can't read or hear this title without bursting out in song...

It's been a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle Rochelle!

Wasn't that the movie's tag line, something to the effect of "A young peasant girl's coming of age journey from Milan to Minsk..."? Do other fake movies have similar lines associated to them? I can't remember.

Also, favorite fake actor: Buck Naked, of course.

I think it's "A young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk."

There's "Deathblow"; "When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether"

Dave wrote:

Which movie was playing when George is in the lobby with Susan after seeing "The Muted Heart" and Jerry and another guy are walking out, gushing about Harrison Ford "shooting up at the bad guys as he was falling"?

Brian Dickson wrote:

I believe it was "Barcelona" in The Engagement and Jerry's buddy was Mario Joyner.

(Doctor, help me! . . . I got to stop THIS!!!) :-)

"Firestorm" which should be listed as being in [The Engagement]

Isn't Year of the Comet a real movie?

Walter Lane wrote:

Yes, it was a 1992 comedy.

Thanks,

Mike