Fans share their favorite funniest lines and moments from Seinfeld, debating which quotes got the biggest laughs with enthusiastic participation.
The funniest sentences, which I judge by how long and how hard I laughed when first heard, are as follows.
1. "I'm out!"
6. "phewwww. It's like a sauna in here." (I don't know why this would be funny, it just is!)
What about you guys?
"Fusilli Jerry �" wrote:
The one single line that got the biggest laugh, and one of my favourites:
"I don't think you do!"
"And they're the ones writing it off!"
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"The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
"Fusilli Jerry �" wrote:
"Who are you to play God !?"
Jarkko G.
"Look away, I'm hideous."
Gotta go with this one, too. That's definitely the funniest Kramer line for me. It's probably tied with "I don't think you do" by Jerry for the line that made me laugh out loud the loudest. They were just so out of nowhere but completely in context with the characters. "Like a frightened turtle" is up there, too. Had to mention that. For George, what comes to mind is his hysterical yelling over the phone with Jerry in "The Outing." "There's a problem with the phone, hold on!" "The phone's a piece of junk, goodbye!" Can't think of anything stand-out for Elaine now, but her "Hello..." at the end of the Soup Nazi episode was pretty funny.
"Steve" wrote in message news:[email]...
These are all good! How about "I don't know if he's sponge worthy?" for Elaine?
"Well, that's a lot of potatoes"
Kramer in "The Slicer"
"Fusilli Jerry �" schreef in bericht news:[email]...
Another line which I always thought was really hilarious was
"What about sundays and holidays?"
When they're all talking about when you can pull in front first. The way Kramer delivers the line is great.
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I think one of the funniest non-sentances is when Kramer trips up smuggling the half-milk-half-coffee into the cinema (Cafe Lait?). When it spills, his shriek is absolutely gut-bustingly funny!!!!!!!!!
Also, then jerry is trying to get the tight fitting jeans off him.
Kramer pulling out the golf ball from his jacket in 'The Marine Biologist'
Kramer walking into the couch that the movers were taking into Jerry's apartment in 'The Couch'
Tim Broker. wrote in message ...
When jerry gets home to see the redlaser across to his door, and when Kramer opens with all this bright red light, jerry asks "whats all that red light" and kramer goes "what red light?"!!!
Bloody hilarious!!!
Alex
On Mon, 22 Jan 2001, Tim Broker. wrote:
Of course, that's with the shades down!
laura
"Fusilli Jerry �" schreef in bericht
TOO many to mention but I love this one:
"Poppy peed on my sofa"
*LOL*
Ramsey.
"Fusilli Jerry �" wrote in message news:[email]...
Will I see you again?
....to Elaine ,"Are you saying you wanna piece of me ? " (F.Costanza)
....after all these years still brings me to tears (especially after seeing the "Clip Show")
"You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect."
Of course you'd like 'that' one!
homerr..
That's nice for the freaks.
"What about the driver?"
from "The Stall"...it took me about three watches to get this joke.
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"May I have one of those, madam?"
from "The Glasses"
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Then there's Elaines greatest line.. "He took.. IT.. out".
Inspiring!
homerr..
In the eposide where Kramer is not wearing any underwear .....
"I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!"
Elaine's funnies line,
"What am I, hard of smelling?!"
F "DeeMac" wrote in message news:S6M96.140$[email]...
"Good thing the cleaning lady was there".
"fharries" wrote in message news:ZIT96.849$[email]...
Off the top of my head...
"I enjoy understanding" George
"What the f*ck are you doing, you little piece of sh*t?" Jerry
"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" Kramer
On Thu, 18 Jan 2001 11:52:49 GMT, [email] (Fusilli Jerry �) wrote:
Elaine: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
(on how teenaged girls get revenge) "We just taunt (tease?) them until they develope an eating disorder."
On 19 Jan 2001, ArtVandelay2000 wrote:
I totally agree that this has to be elaine's funniest and also most *insightful* line (insightful into the mind's of just about all females).
laura
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Well Laura, it's not easy especially if you see a beautiful girl walking around or if you just got out of a cold pool :-)
Ramsey (should know).
My top 5:
5: -My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
-I'm Victoria. Hi.
-George "The Opposite"4: A hole-in-one. -Kramer "The Marine Biologist"
3: I like to get the Daily News. -George "The Keys"
2: What about the driver? -Kramer "The Stall"
1: This is like discovering Plutonium, by accident! -George "The Switch"
Probably, THE funniest ever line. It was so not obvious, as I said, it took me a couple of episodes to work that one out.
On Sun, 21 Jan 2001 14:18:13 +1300, "Jonny Boy" wrote:
Okay, I'll admit it, I don't get it....
does it imply that:
a) Kramer was concerned for the driver's safety if there are a couple of people fooling around in the back seat, or
b) Kramer is into the menage....
"but I don't want to be a pirate" - jerry...the puffy shirt
"next thing you'll be saying they should have their own schools" - kramer..."anti-dentite"
"jerry, these are load-bearing walls, they're not going to come down!" - kramer..."renovation"
"it's not a purse, it's a european carry-all!" - jerry
And then the follow-up from Jerry: "They DO have their own schools!!"
You have to watch the entire episode to get it. I didn't find it all that funny. Earlier on when Kramer was talking to the phone sex woman Erica she said "...we'll do it in the back seat." Kramer asked "What about the driver?" She says "So what." Then later when he realizes that Jerry's girlfriend is "Erica" when she asks him if he wants to split a cab he asks "What about the driver?" like he did earlier. Kind of asking if they should let the driver into the action. That's what I always thought it meant.
Fusilli Jerry � wrote in message news:[email]...
took
Oh, I forgot about the second time he said it, I thought the reference was to the first time when he said it on the phone.
Then, yeah, it's funny. but not in my top 10....
On Tue, 23 Jan 2001 03:04:10 GMT, "Pen Cap Chew" wrote:
Goerge in the cinema: "That's gotta hurt!" silence "That's GOTTA hurt!" silence "Because...!" "AAAAAARGH!!!"
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1) Kramer: (question) George: no Kramer: (question) George: no Kramer: do u have any reason for getting up in the morning? George: Umm, I like to get the news.
2) George: I know a guy who went on a vacation using his spare change Jerry: Where'd he go, the arcade?
When Kramer (Pennypacker) returns to the appartment for rent while being chased by the puerto ricans: "Oh, hello, I just wanted to see if my shark tank fits in..."
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George - "That's like asking Pavarotti: 'teach me to sing like you.'"
--- dave.
Jerry - "Not bloody likely !"
Jarkko G.
"Wouter Visser" schreef in bericht
The follow-up is also great.
GEORGE: Damn you, laser guy! You had to grab it all with your lowbrow laser shtick! You're just a prop comic! Where's the craft?!
*LOL*
Ramsey.
yeah that's great!
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I can't believe I forgot this one:
"Poppie is a little sloppy"
Yes, I carry a purse.
Because he's in a sauna while he's saying it. A bit lke the time he takes a swig from a bottle of water and says: "I'm drinking this stuff like water!".
"I'd rather make my own suit".
"Frank, no offense, but this holiday is a little.. <funny sounds>... out there." -- Kramer
"He's a go-getter!" -- Kramer
<in song> "...because the murderer struck again." -- Kramer
"Oooh, you stink." -- Kramer
Best Kramer reaction:
Right after he walks into Jerry's apartment and says, "I'm on the wrong floor again." because of the cabinets Jerry put in. And both Jerry and Elaine scare him. I crack up every time he flinches. Especially when Elaine pokes her head in through the cabinets.
Best "Get Out!":
Soup Nazi. Kramer went flying out Elaine's door at her apartment.
Okay, I'm done.
When Kramer was asked how the enema went
"Wet and Wild!"
"Fusilli Jerry �" schreef in bericht
I alway love "Jerry Hellooo" (TM Uncle Leo).
Ramsey.
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Kramer: "Who could love me?"
*LOL*
Ramsey.
"Who is this?"
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Serenity now...Insanity later.
"...And you want to be my latex salesman".
"Kenny?...Kenny?!" (When Kramer's in bed eating chicken and they turn out the light to Kenny Rogers Roasters.
"People who do that should be arrested." - George
"Im going home to get a big pot" - Newman
JERRY:"You threw a banana at a money?" KRAMER: "Well he started it."
"Youve erased the wrong guy" - George (the look on his face was better!
Jon
I have two from the same episode, in part one of "The Boyfriend" "That is one magic loogy." and "So you want to be my latex salesman."
Maybe the dingo ate your baby
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!" - All
"How long does it take to get a bra? Ask me to get a couple of underwear, I be back in two seconds..." - Frank
I love this quote! I always say it and only a few people get it.
--Maya
Todays the kind of day that almost makes you feel glad to be alive!
i agree with your list... hehe
"Fusilli Jerry �" wrote in message news:[email]...
I know this is a late reply but I don't often read this group and just read this thread today and enjoyed it very much.
-------------------- 2 of my favorite George lines:
"Of course! Absolute Zero." (said when Elaine comes into the coffee shop to talk to George and he's sitting by himself reading a book and make's Elaine wait.)
"I had to go to Reggie's, Jerry." (when he's inside the movie theatre looking for the gang)
-------------------- 2 awesome Crazy Joe Davola lines:
In response to Elaine's "You scared me." Crazy Joe Davola: "Good. Fear is one of our most primal emotions."
Then, in response to Elaine's "You left you're door open." Crazy Joe: "I like to encourage intruders." ------------------- My favorite Frank Costanza line:
Frank: "Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back."
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Thanks for a great thread!
Mike
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