remember this monologue?

I'm sure this was originally the opening monologue to an old Seinfeld. I know it's definitely Jerry's material, but it isn't shown anymore. Could somebody please identify the ep. it was originally on?

The monologue: where there is morning guy, and there is night guy, and night guy likes to stay out and party all night and morning guy has to suffer because of that and morning guy hates night guy.

Now that I think about it, maybe they do still show it. But I haven't seen it in quite a while.

"Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead." ---Yakko Warner

On Thu, 13 Aug 1998, Single White Male wrote:

subject for some reason, because exactly zero people responded. Maybe I just dreamed the entire thing.

"Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead." ---Yakko Warner

I am fimiliar with the monologue, but have no idea where it is from

It's the opening monologue to "The Glasses" from the 5th season!

It's one of Jerry's old favorites. And I saw him perform it in Sydney on June 12th... not in that little glass tube but on stage. It's a great one, I'd like to find one person that doesn't identify with it!

the monologue was used in an episode but sorry my brain refuses to remember. lea

On Thu, 20 Aug 1998, Single White Male wrote:

I remember that monologue, it's one of my favourites as it's so true. No idea of the episode it came from though :(

Tim

Is that from the episode where Jerry's penis plays chess with his brain? At least I think that was what it was supposed to be...

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I have seen this episode a few times... I even think I have it on tape... I think it may be the episode with the ring-dings/black and white cookie etc.

It's STILL The Glasses!