What Seinfeld incidents have happened to you?

I was in the pizza shop one time, and just as I was dropping some money in the tip jar, the cashier turned away to talk to someone else. I couldn't believe the timing and it made me think of the calzone episode...

A friend of mine was convinced that when she went into her beauty salon, the beauticians were talking about her in a different language... (OK she wasn't getting her nails done, but close enough?)

One of the things I always liked about the show about nothing, is that sometimes those nothings can happen to anyone! (Although I feel funny saying that nothings happen!)

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I did a shout at a cafe and left a tip, and then came back an pocketed the notes and left some change.

rob

"Allrightythen" wrote in news:JyjUg.257$[email]:

That show was - hands down - the most cleverly written thing ever.. I've been in 'Soup Nazi' situations... and 'I think that guy gave me the finger! The FINGER!'

But we all know you guys stole 'my move'! :)

This didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine who's entire family are also fans of Seinfeld were there with their son getting a rental car. The same exact thing happen! They had a reservation for a car, but they didn't have the car they reserved. The son, who is a teenager immediately launched into Jerry's speech about how anyone can take a reservation and how you need to hold on to it. The staff at the car rental place was so amused by this they ended up renting them a different car at no charge.

"eastcoastguyz" wrote in message news:[email]...

Are you sure it wasn't the Nice Face Discount?

"Allrightythen" wrote in message news:JyjUg.257$[email]...

I'm a hockey fan and when the player's union rejected an offer that caused the season to be cancelled and had to accept less to get their jobs back, all I could think of was George's negotiation skills.

The woman down the street is a bit of a two face.

In my regular life, I tend to break even.

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As a kid, I used to pretend there was a murderer after me and I had to get my keys to open the door before he caught me.

I had a girlfriend and I wanted to stop going out with her, and start going out with her sister. I couldn't do the switch....it can't be done.

On Wed, 4 Oct 2006 07:18:53 +1000, "Incubus" wrote:

I have done the switch, between two sisters!

It was quite successful at the time. The younger and prettier sister was my girlfriend for several months.

Afterwards I have felt very bad about it though.

Lars Stockholm

Easy for you. You're Swedish! ;-)

On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:51:20 -0400, "TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote:

Oh yes, that sort of thing is very common over here.

Lars Stockholm

I was at a convention over last weekend and encountered a two faced woman!

Ned

Did she have man hands or toe thumbs?

Nana

On Sun, 8 Oct 2006 09:14:07 -0500, "nana2b" wrote:

No, but when I realized she was a two faced I laughed outloud and had to redirect the conversation.

I really wanted to ask her if she watched Seinfeld, but I didn't dare GO THERE.

Ned

Well Ned, it was so nice of you to take her out. She really needs that.

Nana

"nana2b" wrote in news:12ii1teg2j0bub1 @corp.supernews.com:

Just this morning, I asked a co-worker if she liked the Exercise Bike I had given her.... She had REGIFTED IT!!! :)

Btw, which do you find more inappropriate: regifting or indian giving?

Jani Kivisola wrote in news:[email]:

Touche... I was going to ask her if I could get it back - but the point was moot :)

Indian Giving - definitely...

"Allrightythen" wrote in message news:JyjUg.257$[email]...

Three episodes were filmed almost completely in scenes away from Jerry's apartment and whose premise is that these are situations that happen to just about everybody. Who hasn't

Been kept waiting to be seated at a Chinese restaurant Had a bad experience on a subway Temporarily lost their car in a parking garage

sex to save the friendship.

"Allrightythen" schreef in bericht

I'm not sure if it counts but I sleep a lot better when I'm not the Master of my domain.

I almost got caught in a pick at a stop light today. I realized my action at the very last moment and started rubbing my upper lip.

I've also been locked up, but hell, most of you could say that.

aloha LD

I once inadvertently agreed to wear a puffy shirt on a talk show.

B.

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"Buddy Matlosz" wrote in message news:kwFVg.198$[email]...

damned low talkers, even worse than the close talkers and high talkers.

rob

I once dated a crazy girl who thought she was elaine. Really! she looked, talked, acted and even dressed like her..

She wasn;t too good in there or out here so I never buzzed her in again.

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