Naked Woman Fanatics

() writes:

I can't stand the amount of bitching that goes on here. If there is a thread that you don't like, don't read it. Stop yelling about what everyone else is doing. I'm just sick of hearing "Can we change the subject" posts. If you want to discuss something else, start a thread. If you don't, you shouldn't expect anyone else to.

[email] (Sean W Figgins) writes::

OK Sean,

Good point, in principle. However, many of us have to weed through the endless supply of Naked Lady posts to get to the interesting ones.

I don't read them but it's still annoying to hit enter to get to the next post to find another STUPID (and often incorrect) askey diagram of Jerry's Place.

The show was a month ago, I think it's fair for the rest of us to make our boredom and displeasure with this "thread" known.

There is no answer to the How did Kramer first see the Naked woman!

Possibilities that others point out are:
	1. K saw her from the street.
	2. K saw her from Jerry's while Jerry was out
	3. K heard about it from somebody with the same view as Jerry's Place
	4. (unlikely) K saw her from his place but used J's because of a better
	   view.

That's it! Nuff said. Move on to your next inane topic to beat to death until nobody gives a fuck anymore and then move on again. The key here is to Move on. The move is good!

Sorry about the obscenity but it is a bit annoying,

Scott

[email] writes:

[Blithering rehash mercifully deleted]

I concur. Gotta love the move. Did we ever settle who COULD jump the highest on the moon?

--Jim

In article () writes: I have a suggestion:

   How about if all of the "Naked Woman" fanatics gather at a motel
   somewhere and create a scale model of the building.  Throw in a
   naked Barbie and a few leering Ken's and maybe you guys can
   resolve this important issue to your satisfaction.
   ...

How is it that this thread, among the huge number of totally stupid threads that spring up on this newsgroup, is causing this reaction? I have a theory. I think Tim Allen has been subliminally popping in scenes of Jerry's apartment with the entry door perpendicular to the window on the street---too fast for the conscious mind to notice, but not too fast for the subconscious to pick up on it---with the sole intention of creating dissension among the legions of loyal Seinfeldians. Witness the many Seinfeldians (whose loyalty I would not question) who apparently genuinely believe the door is perpendicular to the window. Heck, one poor fan is even so deluded as to think there's another bedroom beyond the kitchen!

Evil? Yes. But should we expect better from that dastardly Allen? No. The moral, of course, is that if you love Seinfeld, if you want to assure a future full of Seinfeld for your children and their children, STOP WATCHING HOME IMPROVEMENT!!!

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This reminds me of a question I've been thinking about for a long time...

Jerry and Kramer go on American Gladiators. Who wins?