Fans share favorite funny lines and quotes from the show, with memorable moments including pool aerobics chaos, body image jokes, and iconic Kramer moments.
"I was swimming laps had the pool all to myself. Then the water aerobics class started it was like I was swimming through a flabby armed spanking machine. Then the diving class started...well that got a little messy!"
"I have the body of a taunt pre-teen Sweetish boy"
"I guess I got a little CONFUSED!"
"So you're the Assman." When Kramer got the wrong plates.
In article [email] (Masternerd) wrote :
"Catfight?"
"Catfight??"
"Yoyoma!"
** Captain Infinity
"What am I gonna do for fruit???"
julie e
I'm Cosmo Kramer.....The Assman!
Allison
I feel like a naked innocent boy, rrroaming the countryside!
How about the discussion between Jerry and Kramer regarding the borrowing of a swimsuit...
"I don't want your boys in there..it's too familiar... Your boys should stay in their own yard!"
julie e
In article julie e wrote :
Hey you two, please take your dirty talk to alt.sex.fetish.naked.boys.rrroaming-the-countryside-outside-their-own-yards
** Captain Infinity ...I'll kill this joke yet, I swear I will.
In article julie e wrote :
Hey you two, please take your dirty talk to alt.sex.fetish.naked.boys.rrroaming-the-countryside-outside-their-own-yards
** Captain Infinity ...I'll kill this joke yet, I swear I will.
"I've got the taught, toned body of a pre-teen swedish boy."
Kramer to Jerry, after Jerry suggests that he can't wear jeans anymore.
Well, why don't I buy you a sundress and you can sashay your little self around the town square!
It was amazing. The whole fight lasted two seconds. How long do they usually last? Three seconds.
usually lasts? five seconds
On 14 Dec 1997, Maliki wrote:
"I guess I just assumed."
Giddy-Up!
Ally
Hm, that sounds good, but make mine a naked innocent girl, please. Maybe her innocence will rub off.
this really isnt a line, but the entire scene where Kramer describes his bus trip. A few of my faves from that scene- "Oh yeah I'm Batman" "The bus is outta control!"
T.Brian wrote:
Oh yeah! These are funny! And when George says, just before, "You're Batman!" and then later Seinfeld says: "You kept makin' the stops?" Cosmo: "Well . . . they kept ringin' the bell!"
Also one of my favs: Cosmo: "Well whos' gonna turn down a Junior Mint, It's Chocolate . . . It's peppermint . . . It's delicious!" Seinfeld: "That's true." Cosmo: "It's very refreshing!"
Thomas,
What are you talking about?! "I'm Cosmo Kramer...The Assman" IS a line I suggest you watch the episode again!
I lived my whole life in shame! Why should I die with dignity?-George Costanza
Actually, my favorite Cosmos line will always be when Carl Sagan says "The universe contains bill-yuns and bill-yuns of stars."
In article , [email] wrote:
Sagan never said it. Its myth.
Dave
Favorite Cosmos Kramer line?
YO YO MA!!!!!
Angie
On Wed, 03 Dec 1997 19:32:27 -0900, [email] (Dave v1.0) wrote:
Myth is true, it just never happened.
My fav got to be " I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' every minute of it "
On 2 Dec 1997, Dave wrote:
" Why aren't you wearing a tuxedo? You said we needed to." "You do, I don't" "Why?" "Because I'm Kramer."
Rebecca Smith cited a line of Kramer's:
Oh, gawd... It may not be so much the delivery of the line, but the expression on his face, the shaking of his body, the dramatic gesture of his hands indicating difficulty and frustration... Now, just how much of that has been a Kramer hallmark? Which season did Michael Richards decide to add such gesticulation? Did his motions become more exaggerated with time, or did he refine them?
I don't think I am reinventing the wheel here, but, regarding Kramer's gesticulations...watch Norton in any of the classic 39 Honeymooners episodes and you will see an eerie resemblance to Kramer.
"Here, Jerry. Take these. My Dr. says I gotta get off Jockey shorts. Ya gotta help me Jerry!"
"Clowns....scared of clowns."
Krammer: Do you ever yearn?
George: Yearn? Do I yearn?
Krammer: Yes, often I sit and yearn.
"Jerry, I'm gonna need another package of kaiser rolls."