Hey I tried to write some Seinfeld dialogue oneday. I plan to try and write a reunion script oneday. Anyway please give this a read and tell me what you think.
Jerry, Elaine, Kramer are at a table in monks. George walks in wearing combat boots.
Kramer salutes him. Jerry:Whats all that about? George: You mean the boots? Jerry: no that hugh bubble on the top of your neckof course the boots George: REmember when we went to wAshington in 12th grade? Jerry: Yeah George:Someone had just left these buy the Vietnam Memorial Elaine:I think they were for a fallen friend who didn't make it back alive KRamer: That's like burning the flag Elaine: Don't let any vets see ya George: He's dead. He wasn't gonna use them. YOu really think I could get in a fight? Jerry: Veterns are a shifty bunch. THings could get ugly Kramer: Hey dont' worry, the K-Man has your back
2. Jerry: Whats' the deal with those photobooths? George: you mean the ones that look like little Pizza Huts Jerry: Yeah, How do you think they go to the bathroom George: I bettcha they hold it. Jerry: What if its a long shift? Elaine: they probably just go in one of the nearby stores Kramer: They use a bucket Jerry: a bucket? they dont' use a bucket Kramer: Look I'm telling you, My friend bob scamono, he used to work at one and I'm telling you. They use a bucket. Elaine: Doesn't it start to smell Kramer: Apparently
Well its my first shot at it. Let me know what you all think