Feb 22, 1998·39 posts by 33 posters·alt.tv.seinfeld
🤯 Prediction❌ Never happened
The final episode will feature Godzilla destroying Monk's Cafe, tying in with the May 1998 Godzilla movie release.
Fans speculate wildly about how Seinfeld's final episode should end, with suggestions ranging from Godzilla destroying Monk's Cafe to character deaths and transformations.
My idea would eliminate any possible spin-offs, which Jerry seems to want, and tie in with another big advertising campaign that will be going on at the same time:
The four are eating lunch at Monk's. All of the sudden the ground starts shaking. They all run to the window, and Godzilla's foot stomps down on the cafe! (The movie Godzilla is due to open in May, and the last Seinfeld episode will be shown in May)
What do you think, Sirs?
KJ
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Here's an idea of how the last episode is going to turn out
I've put some time
into this and here it is; Kramer: murdered. Jerry: admits he is gay.
Lives the rest of his life happily with no homosexual or heterosexual
relationships. Elaine: Sticks by Jerry in his mid-life decision and
contends that she always thought he was. She continues to live her
promiscous life style and comes down with a scorching case of herpies.
She dwindles away the Peterman Catalog Enterprise when she was left in
charge due to Mr. Peterman's call to the wild. George: goes on to be
the first porn star of the 21st century, and a succesful architect.
(sp) Newman: gets his dream transfer to Hawaii. He goes snorkling
there and is devoured by a undiscovered reptile that spits a "tar" like
substance into the eyes to blind the prey and eventually causes paralsys
in the victim. David Putty: First survivor of the aids virus, belived
to be contracted from Elaine (Elaine never shows symptoms). Putty goes
on to be studied by scientists all over the world and makes millions for
the research done on his body. It is found that his srong fear of
germs, Putty being a "GERMA-PHOBE", actually made his cells immune to
the virus revealing that there is a strong connection between the mind
and body. Putty never remorses over his loss of Elaine, Banya:(sp)
takes over for Jay Leno, as Leno did for Jonnie Carson, he has a fabulos
career. Bob Sackamano: Put to death for the murder of Cosmo Kramer
and President Kennedy. Sackamano's motive was that Kramer had revealed
Sackamano, the FBI, and Castro's intricate plot to assissinate President
Kennedy while Kramer was trying to start a underground Communist Party
based on the political policies of the Cuban's in the 1950's. Mrs.
Costanza: Laughs for the first time at a VFW function and chokes on a
bite of guackamoli dip, struggles in the hospital for weeks. George
visits often in the hospital to seduce a vulptious nurse into going out
with Jerry, to bring him back to the "Other Team", all attempts fail.
Mrs. Costanza dies with in two weeks. Frank Constanza: Shortly after
his wifes death, he reveals to George that he has another wife (the
large Korean woman, named Kim) and invites her to live with him. In the
years to follow he passes on, and in Frank's will he reveals that he
actually has three wives across New York, one of them with which he has
another son, that appeaed on the show: episode, "bizzaro world." Mr.
Peterman: Began to hear voices after his last catalog failed to bring
in large profits. These voices instructed him to stop his travels which
he loved so much, and make one last voyage to Bayandalay in southern
Mongoila (check the map it's there). There was a vicious attack in this
village killing all but the young over traded goods that were
misrepresented when the villagers told the attackers what they were
going to be purachasing over thirteen hundred years ago. He felt that
he should sacrafice all of his material goods and devote his life to
community service in the town where he belives the entire catalog
bisness originated.
I'm Eric Wallen, and that what i think.... yaaaaa
Here's what I'd like to see happen in the final episode and will probably happen:
Jerry: usual subplot (hates girlfriend for doing yada yada) and holds together all the wackyness going on. Elaine: notices something going around but can't put her finger on what it is, complains to Jerry about it. Kramer: does something unbelieveable and uses Jerry to get it done. George: does something, tries to get away with it, and asks Jerry for his opinion but never listens Like always, all stories come together at the end, and they always end up where they began.
elaine gets pregnant and kramer's the father. george's father kills the mother while screaming, "hoochie, mama!" and send to jail for life. george gets the house and he's happy, decided to become a pimp. newman becomes the president of postal services and makes it a law that every mailcarriers carry a handgun. kenny gets killed by a throwing tomato due to bad performance ("oh my god, they killed kenny!"). jerry host his own late night show.
This morning, I was listening to Mark and Brian (95.5, KLOS FM) here in LA. They had someone on who claimed to have a good friend who works on Seinfeld (to what capacity, I do not know.) He then told the entire story of the last episode, claiming it was totally true!
Of course, I am not going to post it here, but can anyone confirm or deny the validity of this guys story?
It's probably the same guy who has been spreading the Seinfeld kicking out Letterman rumors we've seen spreading like a Malibu fire on this newsgroup all day. alt showbiz gossip
was at least a subplot focusing on Kenny Bania. He said earlier that NBC had offered him a pilot, and I think they should offer to pick up his show in the final episode. The joke would be that his show would be given the 9:00, 8 central Thursday night time slot, to replace a classic hit that was being retired. Of course, they would never mention the name of the show being replaced because Seinfeld isn't a TV show in their world, but everybody watching the show would get the idea. It would be great!!!!!
"Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead." ---Yakko Warner
This makes me want to cry. I do not want the show to end. I tend to be a grumpy relatively unhappy person. I often come home from work in a bad mood. Seinfeld is the one show that always causes me to belly laugh. I love this show. Please don't leave me!!
It is. Larry David has told both his pal Kenny Kramer (who told me) and Warren Littlefield that no one dies, no one hugs anyone and no one sheds any sentimental tears in the final episode.
The purported plot summary about Jerry getting a Letterman-like show out west, George becoming an LA Times TV critic (finally a job for which he's suited), Elaine hooking up with a rich guy and building a new career, and Kramer becoming star of a goofy sitcom makes sense except for that one moment about them all basking in a satisfied glow sitting in Jerry's kitchen. Even if all that happens, they won't be totally satisfied...they have to have something to needle, kvetch and bitch about and they're sure to find it even if success comes calling. That's part of why we love them, isn't it?
By mistake I entered a Seinfeld contest that cost $10.00 so my entry will not compete. Here it is:
Last episode scenario:
Jerry gets a late night TV show and moves to L.A. Kramer goes too and opens a boutique of retro men's clothing callled "Deja Duds where he also sells Cuban cigars and has a snack bar with Babu as chef. Elaine dumps Puddy and embarks on a world tour with Peterman . Remember the trip she missed? Newman sheds pounds, dons brown shorts and goes private as a United Parcel poster boy. George puts his toupee on again, gets contact lenses, goes back to work for Steinbrenner, posing as his own younger brother. and forms relatioships with women who are not worthy of him. He marries and the couple moves in with George's parents. In real life Shoshana and Jerry are finally married onstage at the Comedy Shop.
Jerry discovers he's gay Elaine gets a sponge infection Kramer buys a Latt� shop (that also sells fat-free frozen yogurt) George Applies for and gets a job. His boss is Art Vandelay.
kramer finds out he is merv griffin's son from a marriage in the 50's...
elaine discovers she is really a TWIN of a guy who is named SILLY
george finds employment with a govt agency that investigates "handicap stalls"
newman finds that he is really from another planet because of his mother's drug use during pregnancy and applies to work as a boy scout consultant to the "camping scouts" of the antarctica..
No, its already confirmed that there are NO MAJOR DEATHS and NO MAJOR WEDDINGS. Its going to be just like a regular episode, except probably something big and funny will happen.
Jerry gets a gig in LA; He asks Elaine and George to help him house hunt; Kramer turns up as a next door neighbor; Newman gets a PO job transfer on Jerry's new street driving a mailcar.....
If the Seinfeld production people do read this newsgroup, they must be laughing their asses off by now. Every little rumor they release gets snatched up and spewed out and everyone believes it. It's turning out to be much easier than they thought to create the misdirection they need to keep the truth a secret.
In the last episode of Seinfeld many interesting things will happen. First, Elaine and Kramer will discover that they are made for each other. Secondly, George will get engaged again to a woman exactly like his mother. Also, Jerry will express his secret love for Newman.
The only one of the three I could half-way see is George with a woman like his mother--it would fit his neurotic personality. The other two you mentioned ould only happen in a nightmare or if they were under some hallucinogenic medication. alt showbiz gossip