TRIVIA FOR THE EXPERT Pt. 2

• How many times did Elaine claim she had sex with Jerry?

• Who called George "Georgie Porgie"?

• How many dates requires a face-to-face breakup?

• What was the name of Jay Peterman's book?

5. Out of the three, Elaine, George, and Jerry, how many and who have called Kramer a "hipster dufus"?

6. Who was the most beautiful woman Kramer has ever seen(at the time, at least)?

7. Jerry stated once that he was, in fact, lactose-intolerant. Was he telling the truth?

8. Of the foursome, who might have been sexually abused as a child and by who? As an adult?

• What were the other names considered in place of "The Lopper"?

10. What was the date of the infamous spitting incident, and who was the culprit?

• Name any movie video tape standing up near Jerry's stereo.

• Which of Elaine's relatives showers 4 times a day?

13. Mike Moffit once called Jerry a phony. Name a time when Jerry actually WAS, self-admittently, being a phony?

• Speaking of phony, who does Jerry believe is a "phony baloney"?

• What is Jerry's middle name?

Good luck! Jamie

1)39 2)Rhesia his cousin 3) 10 4) No Plackert Required 5) Elaine & twice 6) Lola

That terribly annoying Cleaning Lady also called him "Georgie Porgie" when she was gushing about the sweater. In fact, I think Jerry may have also called him that. Perhaps this is a new list for Mike? :-)

7) Jerry is not lactose-intolerant ( he ate the yogurt & has double fudge ice cram sundeas every time he bombs on stage. 8) Kramer stranger in the park 9) The denogginator & Son of Dad & Headzo 10) 6/14/87 Roger McDowel 11) Superman II 12) Uncle Pete 13) when he said he liked the pork chops and mutton 14) Meryl Streep 15) Allen te

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Kramer as a child (in the park by some pervert) and Jerry (by Whatley and his assistent).

Son of Dad and sometother names (I don't know who to write them).

Meryl Streep.

Ramsey (can't believe he only knows three questions).

Hey, that was good getting that question about Jerry getting abused by Whatley and the assistant. Don't feel bad. That was a pretty tough one to think about that incident.

Ramsey Ramsamoedj wrote in message news:3a6dd31d$0$12684@reader2...

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37

the cleaning woman

7

called

i think elaine, but i'm not sure.

no.

kramer.

meryl strip.

got it :)

Dave wrote in message news:[email]...

Cool.

Now here's a toughie for you.

What's the name of the dealership where Jerry bought the Cadillac for Morty?

Dave wrote:

That is a toughie.

I'll try that one Dave.

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Jerry buys cadilac at New Century Cadillac

"Pen Cap Chew" wrote:

25

Think it was that cleaning woman

Somewhere between five and ten

Only Elaine I think. Don't know the number

Keith Hernendez, somewhere in 1987

Was it when Elaine wanted to move in upstairs and Jerry had to pretend to be sad when telling her someone offered Manny $5000 for the apt?

tommy

Bingo!

Feelalrite1 wrote in message news:[email]...

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it wasn't 25. 25 was what jerry said (about 25 times"), but elaine corrected him & said 37.

called

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ruth wrote:

Maybe Jerry didn't count the "fakes". :-)

On Thu, 25 Jan 2001, The News Guy [Mike] wrote:

No! All of them were fakes....

(These kinds of statistics I can remember...)

laura

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Mike Replied:

Laura Kimoto wrote

Mike quipped:

I meant HIS fakes. :-)

He fakes?

Well, if it's enough already, and he just wants to get some sleep. :-)

ANSWERS BELOW

Pen Cap Chew wrote in message news:zd5b6.5619$[email]...

37

The cleaning lady

7

"No Placket Required"

called

Elaine

The lady in the wheelchair who had an accident because of Kramer and George parking in the handicap spot

No

Kramer-by "the pervert in the park with the present in his pants" Jerry-by Tim Whatley and his assistant

Headzo The Denogonizer Son of Dad

June 14, 1987

Child's Play(or whatever else you want to list that's up there)

Uncle Pete

When Jerry had to pretend like he was disappointed when Elaine couldn't move in above him

Meryl Streep

Trick Question. This has never been revealed

-- Jamie

i'm sorry but i have to ask this. how does a man fake? i really don't understand that point.

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I'm going out on a limb and assume you are a) old enough, and b) not trolling:

The man wears a condom. It's dark. The woman doesn't check too closely afterwards. Yeah, it's late and you just want some sleep.

ruth wrote in message ...

Gawd, that was incredible.. I've gotta run, but I'll call you tonight!

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