It recently occurred to me that in the "The Label Maker," writers Alec Berg and Jeff Schaffer could possibly have expounded on their concept of "re-gifting" (pawning off a gift you've received on someone else) and "de-gifting" (taking back a gift you've given). In the same category as these creepy (but comical) practices, there is also the reprehensible act of "pre-gifting." Definition: The giving of a gift you actually want for yourself, that you know will not be used or liked, with a sly, premeditated hope of politely re-acquiring it at a later date. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Well...maybe there is. :)
-B.