Seinfeld taglines

Hi,

Does anyone have a collection of Seinfeld taglines (short funny text snippets) they would like to share?

TIA

"may i have one of those, madem?"
"it shrinks?..... like a frightened turtle"
"he called 'cartwright'.... you're not cartwright"
"i can't spare a square"
"do you think if i jumped off that balcony,  i'd get hurt?"
"alright, alright.. le'me finish my coffee. then we'll go watch
    'em slice this fat bastard up"
"maybe she's trying to create a buzz"
"take it easy, there's plenty of lobsters in the ocean for
     everyone"
"how could anyone not like him"
"that's gold, jerry!  gold!"
"i told you to offer him some cigarettes"
"by the way, they're real and they're spectacular!"
"how long's it take to find a bra.... you ask me to go get
   a pair of underwear i'm back in two seconds"
"that's not me talking, that's science!"
"i don't think i'd be confortable passing out bologna
    sandwiches in the building"
"the sea was angry that day my friends"
"how many times a week do we do it?"
"jerry, she rubs with love"
"we don't ALLOW any outside condiments...."
"black saab..... maroon gulf"
"i don't like this thing... and here's what i'm doing with it"
"and i'm assuming i need it right away"
"you don't know my name, do you?"
"what..... clinging to some scraps?"
"i don't think we have any bread... but we've got water"
"who does this guy think he is?....i'm keith hernandez"
"who told you to put the balm on?"
"i can't get my core temperature up"
"i'm afraid i'll puncture my scrotum"
"you gave me hair with cake around it!"
"shut up you old bag"
"take the pen"
"12,000 BTUs of raw cooling power!"
"well for one thing, you're looking at note cards"
"you just need a nose job"
"we don't have big salads!"
"i'm not taking advice from some girl from long island"
"i just couldn't crunch the numbers..."

dave

"Peter Fjelsten" wrote in message news:[email]...

"DAVID CUDDY" wrote in message news:uMfK8.656$[email]...

"The line between 'taglines' and 'personal favorite lines' is a thin and dangerous one. The price? Your soul."

-B.

point well taken! <embarassed>

dave

I like the foot, I'm pro foot! Classic Elaine line.

"Peter Fjelsten" wrote in message news:[email]...

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

"Peter Fjelsten" wrote in message news:[email]...

"faacker" wrote:

That must be the single most greatest line in TV-history (IMO)...

On 01 Jun 2002 23:11:57 GMT, Peter Fjelsten wrote:

"I don't think you do. . . ."

Mike) wrote (Mike) skrev):

Thanks.

But I was after a bunch of them. Nevermind.

Peter, did you misunderstand the tag line?

Mike

Mike) wrote (Mike) skrev):

Probably.

I was looking at your (very good) site, but I can find none there?

The only tag line I know is, "You're it!"

^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

On 03 Jun 2002 15:43:29 GMT, Peter Fjelsten wrote:

No, I meant I added a tag line to the discussion. Jerry says."I don't think you do." to the car rental agent when she says she knows why they take reservations. Tha was one of my favourite scenes.

And you are correct I do not have a list of tag lines - but I will help complile one from the input the readers give to your post.

Mike

Mike) wrote (Mike) skrev):

Now I remember - I just had to get the context!

IMO, many of the supplied lines aren't funny, or only funny if you are a devout Seinfan. I'd rather that the lines were funny in itself. I think my sig line is (since I also scuba dive).