kramer quote

S08E18 The NapretroJun 14, 2003, 8:12 PM ET6 years later16 posts by 13 posters
Question

Fans identify a Kramer quote about swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine from "The Nap" episode, with one poster providing the full script reference.

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karebeth

I just put a new Seinfeld theme on my computer and there is a qoute that I can't place. Kramer says "...like swiming through a flabby-armed spanking machine..." Does anyone recognize it and can tell what he's referring to? I've tried researching it.. Thanks!

Victorkarebeth

I think it has something to do with swimming with seniours at the pool. I'm not sure though.

GetRichQuick712Victor

In article , " Victor" writes:

Oooh...is it that thing where he's swimming in the Hudson....and then everyone starts swimming there. Maybe that quote is describing how it feels to swim in the river with all the other people

Tremblay KenGetRichQuick712

Partly right. It's before he swims in the river. He enbds up inthe river because there're too many people in the pool. Eventually though, everyone ends up in the river as he did. But in the quote, it's at the beginning of the script, so he's talking about the pools.

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Geoff Glavekarebeth

http://www.seinology.com/scripts/script-152.shtml

Episode 152 - The Nap pc: 818 season 8, episode 18 Broadcast date: April 10, 1997

KRAMER: got problems Jerry.

JERRY: What happened?

KRAMER: Well I had been swimming for three hours and I was in a real grove so I decided to keep going. But at ten they start the aquasize. Thirty-five geriatrics throwing elbows. It was like I was swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine.

JERRY: How long did that last?

KRAMER: A half hour, then diving class started. Well...that got a little messy. I gotta find a new place to swim 'cause that pool can't hold me, Jerry.

Cheers, Geoff Glave Vancouver, Canada

Raskolnikovkarebeth

"karebeth" wrote in message news:[email]...

It's from "The Nap", where Kramer quits the pool and starts swimming in the East river.

Scott PRaskolnikov

On Sat, 14 Jun 2003 20:21:57 -0500, "Raskolnikov" wrote:

"He sank like a stone!"

osmiumkarebeth

karebeth writes:

I found it with the search engine on here:

http://wave.prohosting.com/tnguym/search2.html

The episode is "The Nap"; I haven't seen it in a really long time. Kramer was swimming in the East river to avoid the crowds. I don't really remember the highlights and I don't absorb scripts well. You could find the script by searching for flabby. I remembered it from your quote but I don't know hardly any episode names so I had to look it up..

frogiswrongkarebeth

??? Langerhands???? Kitsmiller

"karebeth" wrote in message news:[email]...

karebethkarebeth

I just put a new Seinfeld theme on my computer and there is a qoute that I can't place. Kramer says "...like swiming through a flabby-armed spanking machine..." Does anyone recognize it and can tell what he's referring to? I've tried researching it.. Thanks!

karebethkarebeth

I just put a new Seinfeld theme on my computer and there is a qoute that I can't place. Kramer says "...like swiming through a flabby-armed spanking machine..." Does anyone recognize it and can tell what he's referring to? I've tried researching it.. Thanks!

karebethkarebeth

I just put a new Seinfeld theme on my computer and there is a quote that I can't place. Kramer says "...like swiming through a flabby-armed spanking machine..." Does anyone recognize it and can tell what he's referring to? I've tried researching it.. Thanks!

The Maestrokarebeth

You people find your own river!

"karebeth" wrote in message news:... > I just put a new Seinfeld theme on my computer and there is a qoute that I > can't place. Kramer says "...like swiming through a flabby-armed spanking > machine..." Does anyone recognize it and can tell what he's referring to?
karebethkarebeth

I just put a new Seinfeld theme on my computer and there is a quote that I can't place. Kramer says "...like swiming through a flabby-armed spanking machine..." Does anyone recognize it and can tell what he's referring to? I've tried researching it.. Thanks!

SRitt32karebeth

Its the episode where Kramer starts swimming in the East River. The flabby armed spanking machine is referring to how he tries to do laps in the gym pool during the old people's water aerobics class. I do not recall the name of the episode...I am sure someone can help me there!

"I'm finding my way back to sanity again though I don't really know what I am gonna do when I get there" - LIFEHOUSE

TheNewsGuy(Mike)karebeth

On Wed, 18 Jun 2003 16:37:25 -0400, "karebeth" wrote:

Kramer doesn't like swimming in the pool any more.  The Nap
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KRAMER: got problems Jerry.

JERRY: What happened?

KRAMER: Well I had been swimming for three hours and I was in a real grove so I decided to keep going. But at ten they start the aquasonics Thirty-five geriatrics throwing elbows. It was like I was swimming through a flabby armed spanking machine.

JERRY: How long did that last?

KRAMER: A half hour then diving class started. Well� that got a little messy. I gotta find a new place to swim 'cause that pooll can't hold me, Jerry.

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