Favorite Lines

Oct 26, 19965 posts by 5 posters
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Fans share favorite funny lines and memorable quotes from various Seinfeld episodes, including exchanges about exclamation points, a girlfriend's name, and iconic character catchphrases.

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AnnaKrL

Remember this one?

Elaine: "You don't think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point?!! Boyfriend: "Hey, I just take the messages. I didn't know that I was supposed to capture the mood of each caller!"

Ben BAnnaKrL

[email] (AnnaKrL) wrote:

Haha, yup I remember that. I like this one..If I can remember correctly its something like this.

Kramer talking to Jerry: "Or am I just so sane, you just blew your mind?!"

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Was browsing through your newsgroup. Some of my favorite lines from Seinfeld:

Jerry:  Mulva??
	There HAD to be a second spitter!!!
Elaine: Cuz I was GOOOOOOOD!  (The Fake episode)
	Do you remember the words "Massive Reconstructive Surgery" being
	uttered??
George: Bovary!!!
	At that moment, Jerry, I was a marine Biologist!!!
Kramer: It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's very refreshing!

I noticed you used reference to the show with the girlfriend with the name that rhymed with a female body part.

I saw that episode for the first time the other night.

The next day in school, I said to my one friend, who happens to be a girl... "Seinfeld goes 'WAIT... DELORES' "

My friend said, oh yeah, my mom and I couldn't figure out what it rhymed with.

I said... clitoris

She said "What's that?"

I said "You have one, I don't"

maybe she had it removed when she was a teenager, like in saudi arabia. they also sew up the vagina.

even tho i'm a guy i can envision THAT ouch.\

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