Best Jerry Line

My favorite Jerry line is when he was talking to Susan's parents and said, "She's not really dead if you find a way to remember her." That line screwed george over when Susan's parents decided to start the foundation

"Give me that marble rye, you old hag..." or something to that effect.

"he lives across the hall from my home. MY HOME ELAINE. where I sleep, where I come to play with my toys"

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what episode is this from? I know it's a play off one of Al Pacino's lines in The Godfather pt 2, but I don't remember which sein, please help.

My favorite is when Jerry is talking to the foreign woman and says, "I will show you da Stooges."

"Seinfeld.....FOUR!" Marc

My candidates:

	From _The Chinese Woman_, where Donna Chang says "ridicurous"
	and Jerry does a long thoughtful can't-believe-I-heard-that
	pause, and then says "Did you just say `ridicurous'?"

	From the episode where his car rental reservation was "bumped"
	and he says, "you can *take* the reservation [hands snapping
	in the air], but you can't *keep* the reservation.  And keeping
	the reservation is the whole point *of* the reservation".

From _The Marine Biologist_:

J: "... she thinks you're a ... "

		G: "what?"

J: "a marine biologist"

G: "A marine biologist? But I'm not a marine biologist!"

J: "Yes, I know!"

-Dave

In article #1/1,

I like the scene in which he is stopped by a cop, who asks "Do you know what the speed limit is?" Jerry responds, I think 60". "Do you know how fast you were going?" "A lot faster that that". "I clocked you going 110". "That must have been when I slowed down for that curve back there". Then a little later he calls out his beautiful girlfriend, who always gets her way, and she says "Do you really have to give us a ticket?" Jerry then says simply "Let's go."

Jerry Weaver

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I enjoy the part just prior to this when he's trying to explain the concept of a reservation to her. She says, "Sir, I know how a reservation works." Jerry - "I don't think you do."

Chris

How about in that car rental episode episode, when the woman behind the counter asks Jerry if he wants the insurance, and he says yes because " I'm going to beat the hell out of that thing".!

On 1 May 1998 21:32:36 GMT, [email] (Dave Munroe) wrote:

For me, it's gotta be that long rant he gives to George after their disastrous meeting with the NBC execs in The Pitch and The Ticket.

    "Artistic integrity? Where did you come up with that? You're not
artistic, and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help,
and a regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to
like Vienna or something....etc, etc, etc."
   That speech has me in stitches every time I hear it.

Erin.

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How about, way back in one of the earlier seasons, where Elaine and Jerry are arguing over who's going to get the one first class seat left on the airplane,and jerry says "Once you've had first class, you can never go back! I can't! I *WON'T*!"

Erin Fabello wrote:

My favorite Jerry line is when he is giving Elaine and the look alike mannequin a ride and he looks over and says "I dont know about you, but I have a hankerin for some doublemint gum!"

2nd favorite is to Elaine: "I was chewin gum with Lloyd Braun the other day and he was tellin me about the peep show you gave him down at the theatre."

3rd is about Newman: "He is an enigma wrapped in a twinkie"

ROTFL!!

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On 29 Apr 1998 13:20:51 GMT, [email] (Porta58) wrote:

I beleive he said "Shut up, you old bag." As he was mugging her.

On 29 Apr 1998 01:23:40 GMT, [email] (AndyRew02) wrote:

My favorite line of Jerry's was in the Junior Mint episode where they are going to view an operation on Elaine's boyfriend and Jerry says, "Lets go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up."

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boy, some of these sound made up.

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fav jerry line

When George runs out of Jerry's bathroom to answer the phone with his pants around his ankles and falls to the floor, Jerry looks over him and says - "and you want to be my latex salesman"

When Elaine says "something bad is going to happen to you, it has too" then jerry says "No I'm gonna be just fine"

one word: "diabolical!"

it's from the episode where that hotel doorman is playing "mind games" on Jerry.

There are so many. But here's a couple:

Poppy got a little sloppy.

I don't think I should have hitched my wagon to your star.

You don't need one psychiatrist, you need a whole team of psychiatrists!

I don't remember the game--either Risk or Stratego--but apparently, Newman and Kramer were playing it on Jerry's table. Elaine asked what was going on, and Jerry described it as "A game of world domination played by two men who can barely manage their own lives."

It was Risk. Stratego is what agent Mulder was playing with his sister when she was abducted by the aliens on X Files Dixon Hayes wrote in message ...

It was Risk. Stratego is what agent Mulder was playing with his sister when she was abducted by the aliens on X Files Dixon Hayes wrote in message ...

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

The 'Street Toughs stole the amwhar!!'..................Seinfeld hahahahahahahhaha

[email] (ROR48) wrote:

That was one of Kramer's lines!

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Here's mine:

"Well, let's just start the insanity"

"Poppy peed on my sofa!"

Sydney.

One more:

During one of the many telephone bits on the show, a phone company telemarketer asks Jerry if he's heard of their long-distance promo, or some such thing. Jerry says, "I can't talk right now, but if you give me your home number, I'll call you later." The marketer says, "Uh, we can't do that." Jerry says, "Oh, right. I guess you don't want people calling you at home." The marketer says, "Right." Jerry says, "Well neither do I." and hangs up.

True, technically, this isn't a "Jerry line," it's more like a "Jerry bit."

Sydney.

my favourite

"not a fan of the cured meats?" love that one.

steve

"I think it's fantastic, I think it's a fantastic idea" (French accent)

"not a fan of the cured meats?"

"So, you have catalog writers' block?"

Making fun of Elaine's inhability to think up an idea for the Himalayn walking shoes. That was too funny.